Tom, Buttercup, and the decadent cheese

So you are especially not scared of me? Don’t expect politesse when you mention my nipples in public (or ever!) and liken me to fermented dairy products.

From now on I shall refer to you as the gilded cheese who is always half-right.

Can I have that under my name?

You have to ask Maoman.

He’s not in the mood to do much thinking right now, but it’s always worth a try.

And when are you ‘in the mood’, my dear?