Oh, that’s why there are no Taiwanese in Taiwan! They’re all in Orange County!
China becomes the preminent world power, and through peaceful ingternal transformations, goes on to create a golden age of democracy, human rights and environmental sustainability. Chinese people forget about racial or cultural supremacy, and soon the entire world interblends to create a harmonious and enlightened civilization, one which Tai Zhong, Confucius, Thomas Moore, Aldous Huxley, and even Mao Zedong himself would approve of.
But then, a horde of evil red-haired monkey-like off-world humans from another planet (Who knew there were humans on other planets?) with superior military technology comes and demands to sell drugs to Earth, and to set up concession areas with extraterritoriality. These hairy, unwashed barbarians laugh like drunken fools, and lust after our women …MU HU HU HU HA HAAA!
During a DPP administration, despite strong protests from the international community, Taiwan unilaterally declares independence and flips a bird at the world. Pro-independence people party like no tomorrow.
Last minute negotiations to prevent war between China and Taiwan break down. Some Taiwanese flee. Some, who think that the Taiwanese military can work miracles, stay.
China sends in it’s military. Overwhelms the Taiwanese military completely. Premature partying finishes.
DPP government wonders why America isn’t honouring the Taiwan Relations Act. The US replies, “we’re not going to sacrifice our military and our lives for you”. Taiwan finds that, although the international community opposes China’s belligerent response, no country does anything to help. No military support. No pulling embassy staff out of Beijing. No sanctions against China. No travel bans. No freezing bank accounts. Even the countries recognizing Taiwan don’t do much beyond a saying stern word or two in the media.
China takes over Taiwan.
The world goes on, as it should.
Chinese archaeologist uncovers tomb of Qin Shi Huang Di, discovers terrible secret… skip ahead… ark of the Covenant unleashes its power… skip ahead… Taiwan’s Kenting Nuclear Reactor No. 4 (or is it 3) blows up… skip ahead… The Mummy Returns!.. James Bond off the coast of Hainan saves the no-so-secret PLA submarine base from destruction at the hands of right-wing extremists who blame Obama for the bad US economy… skip ahead… Ma Jing Yeou is the target of an assassination attempt, and only Jack Ryan and Jason Bourne can stop… the Terminator.
Spoiled and bored upper crust Edwardian English family has their world turned upside down by an all nonsensical nanny, accompanied by a cockney chimneysweep who teach them how to enjoy life. Cue music, comedy and pathos and lots of imaginative scenes that are wonderful for adults and children alike. Everyone is singing along in no time…“in the most delightful way!”
Then China declares war
[quote=“ccL1”]During a DPP administration, despite strong protests from the international community, Taiwan unilaterally declares independence and flips a bird at the world. Pro-independence people party like no tomorrow.
Last minute negotiations to prevent war between China and Taiwan break down. Some Taiwanese flee. Some, who think that the Taiwanese military can work miracles, stay.
China sends in it’s military. Overwhelms the Taiwanese military completely. Premature partying finishes.
DPP government wonders why America isn’t honouring the Taiwan Relations Act. The US replies, “we’re not going to sacrifice our military and our lives for you”. Taiwan finds that, although the international community opposes China’s belligerent response, no country does anything to help. No military support. No pulling embassy staff out of Beijing. No sanctions against China. No travel bans. No freezing bank accounts. Even the countries recognizing Taiwan don’t do much beyond a saying stern word or two in the media.
China takes over Taiwan.
The world goes on, as it should.[/quote]
Spoken like a true CCP cadet.
Its not a flight of fancy to them at all the above scenario. Its Tom Clancy by the CCP.
[quote=“ccL1”]During a DPP administration, despite strong protests from the international community, Taiwan unilaterally declares independence and flips a bird at the world. Pro-independence people party like no tomorrow.
Last minute negotiations to prevent war between China and Taiwan break down. Some Taiwanese flee. Some, who think that the Taiwanese military can work miracles, stay.
China sends in it’s military. Overwhelms the Taiwanese military completely. Premature partying finishes.
DPP government wonders why America isn’t honouring the Taiwan Relations Act. The US replies, “we’re not going to sacrifice our military and our lives for you”. Taiwan finds that, although the international community opposes China’s belligerent response, no country does anything to help. No military support. No pulling embassy staff out of Beijing. No sanctions against China. No travel bans. No freezing bank accounts. Even the countries recognizing Taiwan don’t do much beyond a saying stern word or two in the media.
China takes over Taiwan.
The world goes on, as it should.[/quote]
Tom Clancy novels need more sex scenes in them…
I read the second Bourne book. It’s not Clancy, but it’s got a pretty good scenario where a bunch of KMT fanatics try to engineer a war between China and the US. There’s one scene where they have a shootout over Mao’s coffin and he gets shot full of lead. It’s totally different from the movies. And still not too much sex.
Bourne novels are based on post-Vietnam cold war backdrop. Totally different than the movies. Has a son who is half Vietnamese (probably ethnic Chinese) that comes out the wood works and tries to kill him.
[quote=“ac_dropout”][quote=“ccL1”]During a DPP administration, despite strong protests from the international community, Taiwan unilaterally declares independence and flips a bird at the world. Pro-independence people party like no tomorrow.
Last minute negotiations to prevent war between China and Taiwan break down. Some Taiwanese flee. Some, who think that the Taiwanese military can work miracles, stay.
China sends in it’s military. Overwhelms the Taiwanese military completely. Premature partying finishes.
DPP government wonders why America isn’t honouring the Taiwan Relations Act. The US replies, “we’re not going to sacrifice our military and our lives for you”. Taiwan finds that, although the international community opposes China’s belligerent response, no country does anything to help. No military support. No pulling embassy staff out of Beijing. No sanctions against China. No travel bans. No freezing bank accounts. Even the countries recognizing Taiwan don’t do much beyond a saying stern word or two in the media.
China takes over Taiwan.
The world goes on, as it should.[/quote]
Tom Clancy novels need more sex scenes in them…[/quote]
That’s the only thing you’ve ever said on F.com that makes any sense!
[quote=“tommy525i”]Spoken like a true CCP cadet.
Its not a flight of fancy to them at all the above scenario. Its Tom Clancy by the CCP.[/quote]
If by CCP you mean the Canadian Centre for Philanthropy, then yes, I’m a proud cadet of the CCP.
But you have to admit, my previous post does sound quite appealing and ends on a happy note, doesn’t it? 
Oh I donno, I have a feeling millions of Taiwanese will beg to differ.
OFF TOPIC
Since I have’t read the book, why would KMT fanatics try to engineer a war between China and US? To get on power there again? 
China declares state of emergency, threatens to launch missile attacks. Emergency session of LiFaYuan called, fails for lack of quorum, nobody found to handle the crisis in the Executive Branch, due to all being on the mainland already trying to cut business deals for their sons, daughters, wives, girlfriends…
And you forgot part deux where Amei leads the resistance and headhunting begins again on Taiwan when the reds arrive. FIrst they start by consuming the chinese tourists still on the rock? Or no, they start by forcing them to learn the aboriginal languages in their mountain villages.
In the eventual war of China against Taiwan, the KMT wouldn’t allow bombing of China because they fear they can kill their own girlfriends and kids. MYJ also goes against, as Chocolate has moved to be DJ of a radio Station in Shanghai. Meanwhile, the First Lady is busy packing up and moving next to her daughters and longtime coleage friends from the Lesbo Republic.
The PLA lands in Taiwan, but 5M of armed militia move into the mountains and form a guerrila movement, that, with help from FAPA and the CIA, is rearmed via the east coast. These 5M militia is capable of making Taiwan not surrender for 1 year, and China cannot cover up their actions because 1M of them are in bunkers constantly blogging and sending news about the fight.
I hope they stocked up on enough instant noodles to get them through the guerilla warfare phase
I think most of the people can adapt well, and don’t forget that there are a lot of mountain farms to help out…
Do you think the mountain farms will have little instant noodle factories…I think this is a priority right now!
Don’t think they need instant noodle factories, as Taiwanese have a very bid quantity of different food they can make with a few ingredients.