Tomkat splits up!

blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2012/0 … divorcing/

Katie and Tom to divorce. AFter WW2 (the people that surived that great war) people seemingly (not sure if the stats prove this) stayed together when they got married.

For good or bad or worse. People stuck it out. Now im not sure sticking it out in a bad marriage is a good thing. Id say its not.

But honestly . Cant nobody get along no more??

It’s her own fault. She should never have shacked up with an Operating Thetan without first getting properly audited. :no-no:

say what?? no comprendo

Scientology is the fastest shrinking religion in Australia!

Perhaps that’s because Australians (and here’s a generalisation worth generalising about) are not shy of calling you a fucking idiot if you are one.

Well done Katie! I hope you get 50% of the real Tom Cruise fortune, not 50% of the shit he hasn’t actually yet given to the Church of Hubbard. Come to think of it, taking all that money out of the Church woud probably bankrupt it. Nice one.

Now Tom can just get real, man up, and marry Jon Travolta, like he’s always wanted. Except that that’s just not right and proper according to the Church.

Fun fact of the day, Tom Cruise divorced all three of his wives when they were 33.

I read that they have a pre-nup. The church’s purse is still fine. I think Katie just stopped sipping the cool aid.

These sort of reactions so disappoint me. To immediately reach the conclusion that Tom Cruise is a raving queen and each of his wives has just been a minor actress looking for an easy leg up from the church :fume: ! I’m with Tommy525. Why can’t these sort of people just stick together like they did in the 50s :cry: .

Because tom is at the least bisexual: that’s why he has divorced 3 33 year old women (and most of them fairly hot, to be true). 33 is their hottest age, so he must be gay.

Maybe he just doesn’t like 33-year-old women. :neutral:

Him divorcing them, or them divorcing him?

Good point, Omni.

I know that I could never stay married to any man for more than 3 years.

But but but… he jumped on Oprah’s couch because of his love for Katie… the mind boggles…

I thought this was going to be a thread about tommy’s breakup with his Indo fiance. Good to read it isn’t.

No no , my fiancee’s name is not Katie. Never had a Katie. I do wonder sometimes what a Katie would be like.

No no, her name is Tina. SO if there was gonna be a bust up it would be a

" tomatina splits" thread.

(actually that is the name of one of my fav restos here in walnut creek , they have a berkeley branch too but iv not been there)

I didn’t know Tommy was gay! :astonished:

So all those pics and youtube links have been a smokescreen? He’s been pullin’ a Tom Cruise on us all these years? :ponder:

Amazeballs!

edit: Never mind.

You are all Suppressive Persons!

Don’t think of it as abandoning wives when they reach 33. Think of it as replacing them with younger women, each of whom is 11 years younger than her predecessor.

Someone should really have gotten them this: amazon.com/Marriage-L-Ron-Hu … 0884049205

Check out this youtube vid of Tom on scientology. It’s bad enough when you live in a Hollywood bubble for decades but add scientology into the mix…things get decidedly kooky.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

Who are these people, again?
The runt seems vaguely familiar, but I can’t place the other.

yeah maybe he has a thing for 20 something year old women (like tommy525).

Alec Baldwin (54) just wed his yoga teacher (28).

[quote=“Zla’od”]You are all Suppressive Persons!

Don’t think of it as abandoning wives when they reach 33. Think of it as replacing them with younger women, each of whom is 11 years younger than her predecessor.

Someone should really have gotten them this: amazon.com/Marriage-L-Ron-Hu … 0884049205[/quote]

Yup sorta like you would a car?