Top 100 Reasons To Smoke

  1. Gives you something extra to look forward to after a meal.

2). Gives you something extra to look forward to after sex.

  1. Due to the impotence factor, makes you “Marathon Man” during sex. :wink:

You’re automatically part of an exclusive club – no need to pay dues for that fancy country club

  1. The long, drawn out death gives all your loved ones time to say good-bye.
  1. Black lung tissue is stylish and cool.

  2. To satisfy suicidal tendencies when riding a scooter is not enough.

  1. Gives you a reason to stand out in the cold and rain, pretending to be some part of a “with-it” club.
  1. Improves resale value of your house and/or car.

  2. Clothing with random holes burnt in is hip and stylish.

…how much is a packet of fags in England now? I stopped when they were about

  1. Ensures you’ve always got a lighter handy for some blue flaming.

It’s smokilicious.

  1. Long live the cancer !!!

15 Keeps the immediate area free of sanctimonious bastards

  1. Gives you a bad habit so you can replace other bad habits.
  1. “Got a light?” is still the best pickup line ever.

[quote]…how much is a packet of fags in England now? I stopped when they were about

  1. You can call non-smokers who give you health advice regarding your habit “sanctimonious bastards”
  1. You can call non-smokers who give you health advice regarding your habit “sanctimonious bastards”[/quote]

  2. So that my rude comments during withdrawl can be ignored by well-meaning non-smokers.

Sorry, that should say

15 Keeps the immediate area free of sanctimonious bastards offering unwanted health advice regarding your habit

We apologize for our imprecision.

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