Top 100 Reasons To Smoke

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  1. Smoking breaks the ice and facilitates formalities at third world immigration checkpoints and border crossings.

  2. Ciggies are a useful form of currency.

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  1. Puffing on a pipe can lend you an air of Gandalf-esque wisdom.
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  1. It accentuates one’s fabulous wardrobe.

  2. We can look forward to the day when 2nd hand smokers are forced to pay half.

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  1. Makes your ‘high’ last longer

  2. Makes your beer/whiskey/etc buzz last longer

:beer:

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  1. The reason most people start smoking in the first place: It makes you look COOL! :beatnik:
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…you lot just don’t understand smoker’s culture.

  1. Smoking gives you hairy balls, yes the ladies too. :noway:
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  1. It’s a way to show people that regardless of education, intelligence, I.Q, or levels of knowledge…you are in fact…stupid. :smiling_imp: :wink:
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  1. It’s your chance to admire my front porch … :smiley:
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  1. You want me to leave your presence. (For some it would be reason #1)
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33.) Boredom.

34.) A girl who smokes almost certainly “pokes”. Leaves out the “hassle” of guessing whether she’ll put out…

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[quote=“bismarck”]

34.) A girl who smokes almost certainly “pokes”. Leaves out the “hassle” of guessing whether she’ll put out…[/quote]

You wouldn’t happen to lurk around Catholic schools also? :wink: :rainbow:

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[quote=“Namahottie”][quote=“bismarck”]

34.) A girl who smokes almost certainly “pokes”. Leaves out the “hassle” of guessing whether she’ll put out…[/quote]

You wouldn’t happen to lurk around Catholic schools also? :wink: :rainbow:[/quote]

Only on Sundays… :wink:

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[quote=“bismarck”][quote=“Namahottie”][quote=“bismarck”]

34.) A girl who smokes almost certainly “pokes”. Leaves out the “hassle” of guessing whether she’ll put out…[/quote]

You wouldn’t happen to lurk around Catholic schools also? :wink: :rainbow:[/quote]

Only on Sundays… :wink:[/quote]

Right after mass… :unamused: :unamused:

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I can tell you that a packet of fags costs more than a fiver. Yes, thats

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35: When smoking crack…the cig helps prepare your throat for the more harsh crack.

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  1. If you always wanted to be the singer in a rock and roll band, smoking a few packs a day will give you a melifluous voice like bob dylan, neil young or tom waits.
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  1. The 2006 Pirelli Calendar February, July and August
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  1. Because death dealing tobacco companies don’t have enough money as it is.
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  1. Being a smoker eliminates interest from many excellent non-smoking potential life partners, making the choice slightly easier.
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So I gather my advice to the Mrs. went unheeded? I am approaching 6 months now.
:wink:

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