01: No European Posterior Man-Satchels.
02: Eyewear shall be cycling specific. (300twd from Decathlon)
03: V Meters or small computers only. (mounted on crossbar and not Garmin)
04: Phone holder with built in front light electronic bell and charger. Allowed guessing not?
05: No Food On Training Rides Under Four Hours. (homemade flapjack in pink plastic bag tied to bars)
06: Tires are to be mounted with the label centre over the valve stem.
07: Pollution mask (allowed or not)
08: No visors on the road. (visor helmet from Decathlon lowest price)
09: No frame-mounted pumps. Remove unnecessary gear.
10: Make your bike photogenic. (Position incorrect side)
11: Shorts should be black.
12: Cycling shoes and bicycles are made for riding.
Sorry folks I shall mend my ways.