My Grandmother’s uncle was given the death penalty in the early 1900s in upstate NY for chopping down a tree.
George Bush has signed over 30 Billion dollars to NASA to build a Space Heater because it’s cold up there.
yeah…definitely.
note to self, don’t start posts I think are funny at 6AM.
and Come ON TC, the Bush one was funny! 
I thunk it up all by myself!
The first one is true btw. Never rub another man’s rubbarb.
I’ll take perennials for $300 Alex!
Eating flowers makes you smell better.
Toe Save is back.
[quote=“Toe Save”]Toe Save is back.[/quote]Obviously not, that would be silly.