Don’t fear Covid, fear Trump! I better make it fear Covid, fear Trump!
COVID fears Trump.
Better to be feared than to fear.
COVID is not a person. It isn’t capable of fear. And it’s humbled your Dear Leader whether you choose to accept it or not.
That’s peak rowland.
Will be a loss the likes of which the world has never witnessed.
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It fears Trump so it easily lays waste to the US economy, divides the population, causes mass confusion, kills 200000 that would otherwise be alive and inhibit’s the president’s ability to breathe.
Sure. Whatever you say
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In fairness, that was a self-inflicted wound. We survived similar death rates from the Asian Flu and the Hong Kong Flu without torpedoing our economy.
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We all know who really did all those things.
Trump and Anti Maskers.
You know who Covid is afraid of?
President Tsai
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BiggusDickus doesn’t come down with Covid. Covid goes down on BiggusDickus. And says thank you afterwards.
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Yep, the US Constitution has played a big role in the outbreaks in Europe, South America, India, Russia, etc.
And those Constitution-loving idiots must be the reason cases are rising again in Italy.
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Well, at least somebody’s getting the job done. 
Time to kick COVID in the balls.
Covid has balls…and goes down on Biggus? I’m not judging…
It’s got little fuzzy balls.
Lots of them.
It’s a baby unicorn!
Trump has COVID by the balls.
An experimental drug available for free in the numbers required with current contagion rates? 
Either way you answer that question, Trump wins.
Now his balls are infected? 
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