This is a bit like rock/scissors/paper. Here is how it will go:
Person #1: “Personal accountability”
Person #2: “My politician trumps your personal accountability.”
Person #3: “My lack of microphones trumps your politician.”
Person #4: “My opera singer trumps your lack of microphones.”
Person #5: “My sensible diet trumps your opera singer.”
etc…
Ok- here is the starting concept:
humility
my chabuduo trumps your humility
My international standards trumps your chabuduo
(I have no idea what that means or how you “trump” something)
My struggling local economy trumps your international standards.
(To trump something is to beat it or one-up it)
My Google stock price trumps your struggling local economy.
(I hope I got that right).
My myspace.com friend count trumps your Google stock price
My jaded memories of old girlfriends trumps your myspace thingy
My blackmail photos of you with said old girlfriends trump your memories.
my erotica based on on etchings and brass rubbings trumps your photos
My Hello Kitty cat-o’-nine-tails (and matching feather boa and latex boots) trumps your erotica.
My oversized Buggs Bunny T-shirt (that is several times too small) trumps any lame 70’s throwback, to the nth power.
My slouch socks and teased hair trump your Bugs Tee.