TU Getting Desperate?

Has anyone read the listings for TU recently? Every night it’s a different disgrace -

Bikini night

G-string night

Thong night

Mini-skirt night

Bobbing for sausages night

Yikes, they must be really desperate to draw customers? Has anyone been to any of these nights?

Isn’t that every night at TU? :unamused:

Isn’t that every night at TU? :unamused:[/quote]

jd I think you’re confusing it with Buy the Weenie a Drink Night…still better than Malibu’s Guess Which Color of Urinal Cake the Place Smells Like Tonight Night…

WOW! G-string nite! Thong nite! Sounds good to me. :laughing:

As long as it ain’t Comrade Stalin’s Mom in a Thong Night…

As long as it ain’t Comrade Stalin’s Mom in a Thong Night…[/quote]

or the comrade himself for that matter. :wink:

Disgraceful.

And you forgot to include the address.

As long as it ain’t Comrade Stalin’s Mom in a Thong Night…[/quote]

or the comrade himself for that matter. :wink:[/quote]

Hey!! Where’s the vomiting on my shoes smilie!?!?!

A true Southern gentleman never vomits on his own shoes sir.

He gets someone else to do it for him.

[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]A true Southern gentleman never vomits on his own shoes sir.

He gets someone else to do it for him.[/quote]

I thought true southern gentlemen didn’t OWN shoes…

When is the Pink G-String Night?

TU should spontaneously combust… along with it’s patrons. My school is on the second floor of that building and the rats and roaches that come out that place is horrific. Not to mention a few weeks ago I found a dime bag with speed/coke/K (not sure but it was white) lying on the staircase that leads from TU up to my school… right in plain sight… just glad none of the kids found it before me.

Yikes! :noway: Just imagine Taiwanese brats on coke…scary :astonished:

Coming soon to the Tavern Premier…

“Portly Swiss guy in Pink G string” night…
and " Topless guys with cool mullets".An evening of manboobs and beer guts!

…Would love to see “New Zealanders bobbing for french fries”
Muahahahahhahaaaaaaaa

Not yet, but I will soon! :smiley:

What shocks me is that supposedly the ladies strip down for 2 Smirnoff Ices. I’d do it for a 12 pack, but…

Supposedly, eh.

seriously.

what’s TU?

Texas University

[quote=“chichow”]seriously.

what’s TU?[/quote]
Tits Up?