Anyone see the new commercial for that Essence of Chicken (雞精)?
It shows police entering a bank just after it’s been robbed. They ask people to describe the robber. True to form, none claim to have seen the robber.
Then one man admits he has, and goes around the room describing the robber, saying ‘He had his nose. His eyes. His mole. And his hair (the poodle). Etc. etc.’
Then the sketch artist draws up the suspect. It’s Mr. Joe Black Dude.
I, for one, will be cutting back my consumption of Essence of Chicken to just a bottle a week.