Twenty Questions Backwards

Recreation Fun & Games
1

I thought of something and played the electronic game 20Q. http://www.20q.net/The game asked me twenty questions. Here are the questions it asked me… Can you work out what I was thinking about… (It guessed correctly, so you could always go and cheat, if you are THAT bored.)

  1. It is classified as: Other.
  2. Is it pleasurable? Doubtful.
  3. Is it larger than a pound of butter? No.
  4. Does it have cash value? No.
  5. Would you find it in an office? No.
  6. Can it use tools? No.
  7. Is it small? Yes.
  8. Is it commonly used? Yes.
  9. Is it soft? Partly.
  10. Is it something you can purchase? No.
  11. Can it be easily moved? Yes.
  12. Is it living? Yes.
  13. Does it go inside other things? Yes.
  14. Is it water-based? No.
  15. Can you hold it? Partly.
  16. Does it go in your mouth? Rarely.
  17. Can it be washed? Yes.
  18. Does it come in different colours? Yes.
  19. Is it part of a set? Yes.

You make now ask question 20, or just take a guess.

There are no prizes beyond pride. Last time a prize was won ToeSave got a beaver and we haven’t seen hide nor hair of him since.

2

A penis.

I hate that game. I make my kids’ class play it on laptops if they’re pissing me off. If I really hate them, and have a hangover, I make them play ‘third world farmer’.
heavygames.com/3rdworldfarmer/showgame.asp

3

[quote=“Buttercup”]A penis.

I hate that game. I make my kids’ class play it on laptops if they’re pissing me off. If I really hate them, and have a hangover, I make them play ‘third world farmer’.
heavygames.com/3rdworldfarmer/showgame.asp[/quote]

A penis is part of a set? Stop dating men who live in Sellafield, Chernobyl or Bhopal.
It’s NOT a penis.

4

Is it a giant Taiwanese centipede? Rarely goes in mouths…

5

No. But here is a wish for good things to happen to you. Thanks for your guess.

6

[quote=“TomHill”][quote=“Buttercup”]A penis.

I hate that game. I make my kids’ class play it on laptops if they’re pissing me off. If I really hate them, and have a hangover, I make them play ‘third world farmer’.
heavygames.com/3rdworldfarmer/showgame.asp[/quote]

A penis is part of a set? Stop dating men who live in Sellafield, Chernobyl or Bhopal.
It’s NOT a penis.[/quote]

I would never ‘date’ a Cumbrian. They do too come in a set. I’m reminded of Vinnie Jones’ ‘Desert Eagle’ speech in 'Snatch.

7

Is it an ant?

8

Sorry I am afraid not.

Best wishes to you!

9

Is it foot rot?

(Is it in the animal kingdom or am I not allowed to ask questions like that?)

10

[quote=“nemesis”]Is it foot rot?

(Is it in the animal kingdom or am I not allowed to ask questions like that?)[/quote]

Question 1 was: Is it animal, vegetable, mineral or other. I answered: other.

You may ask a 20th question…

It’s not foot rot. But that’s a good guess.

11

A testicle.

12

Actually he won a badger…

13

Actually he won a badger…[/quote]

Sorry. Thanks for the correction.

Buttercup, it isn’t a testicle. But I will bless you for your efforts.

14

wine gums?

15

Wine gums aren’t living.

16

Is it a multi celled or single celled living thing?

17

Multi.