Taiwanese police:
Lazy, incompetant, laissez faire, disinterested, ostrich harrasing, scooter riding slobs:
UK police:
ruthlessly efficient, highly organised, no nonsense law enforcement officers… riding… er… 1000cc Yamaha R1 sportsbikes with onboard video cameras and calibrated speedometers… yikes… 
*scans from UK BIKE magazine
Dam! Cops on '04 R1s. Goodluck running away from them. Unless you’re riding a ZX-10r 
. Based upon the way I ride, I’ll take my chances with the Taiwanese coppers.
For some reason, I have a strange yearning for my old job back. Can’t put my finger on it…
Just looking at that copper’s red nose reminds me why I gave up riding in the UK. Brrrrrrr!
[quote=“Dangermouse”]Something I have a strange yearning for my old job back. Can’t put my finger on it…[/quote]DM -
If that doesn’t work out for ya, London Metro is advertsing in the trades for heli pilots. Starting @50,00 pounds a yr with full bennies. I think its the group out at Lippitts Hill, Loughton.