Can I get her number?
I dont know but my biggest problem is keeping my farts to myself. And I got explosive gas all the time.
I like to release them in time with my steps when im walking (preferably outside).
Your girl is a swallower (could be a good skill outside of the office environment).
You sound like a keeper.
On the eighth day God created grammar.
Burpers of the World unite !
I’m probably known as Mr Sneeze.
That’s because you eat too much.
On the eighth day, God created grammar.
Jesus, @tommy. No wonder you’re not getting any.
The comma is optional.
And the attitude.
The colon is hyperactive.