Uncontrolled huge burps in the office

[rowland]

[volv1992]

@cyberguppy

One girl in the office not too far away burps about 3-4 times a day.

The burps are so loud and profound that about all 100 employees hear them and pack out laughing from time to time. She also has no remorse releasing the Kraken.

Can I get her number?

[tommy525]

@cyberguppy

One girl in the office not too far away burps about 3-4 times a day.

The burps are so loud and profound that about all 100 employees hear them and pack out laughing from time to time. She also has no remorse releasing the Kraken.

Now I’ve seen my fair share of TW’se and Chinese belching publicly and sometimes in my face without thinking twice but this case seems like a medical puzzle.

Anyone know what causes this or anything in the local food that promotes it?

I dont know but my biggest problem is keeping my farts to myself. And I got explosive gas all the time.

I like to release them in time with my steps when im walking (preferably outside).

Your girl is a swallower (could be a good skill outside of the office environment).

[wakethenight]

You sound like a keeper.

[Wookie]

On the eighth day God created grammar.

[Brianjones]

Burpers of the World unite !

I’m probably known as Mr Sneeze.

[Wookie]

That’s because you eat too much.

[wakethenight]

@Wookie

On the eighth day God created grammar.

On the eighth day, God created grammar.

[Dr_Milker]

@tommy525

I dont know but my biggest problem is keeping my farts to myself. And I got explosive gas all the time.

Jesus, @tommy. No wonder you’re not getting any.

[rowland]

[Wookie]

The comma is optional.

[Dr_Milker]

@Wookie

The comma is optional.

And the attitude.

[rowland]

The colon is hyperactive.