I’m not surprised! Happy belated birthday Alien!
J.
I forget.
Commando, because nothing comes between me and my skin-tight Sergio Valentes…
Hexuan,
Somethings are better left in the mind…
but all I can say is Pamela Lee Anderson…
(and I have a bridge in Arizona for sale, I think you have heard of it… the London Bridge? Interested?)
Thongs can be passports to bigger things if you ever get to hang out around a president. Just think of it: chat shows, ghosted books, celebrity status, mountains of dollars… the whole American dream with lashings of cream.
But personally, I feel more comfortable in my ten-year-old worn, faded and elastically-challenged Marks & Sparks classic skinnies.