Unfinished, failed, or aborted projects

That pornographic video you were filming, the novel about an international spy working undercover as a kindy teacher, the roadkill restaurant you were going to open, the export business that was sure to make you a mint,…

I could write for hours on projects that I have not followed through with or not completed, but I’ll kick off with one.

Wanted to open an upmarket (i.e. cockroach-free and ratless) hostel for newbie English teachers in Taipei. I moved up to Taipei to set it up but it never got off the ground due to me not having enough money, the difficulties of doing things as a foreigner, and the fact that I lost interest when I came into contact with prospective customers. You see, I don’t normally meet foreigners here - perhaps three times a year or so. When I moved up to Taipei and spoke to lots of young newbies I was… um… don’t make me say it.

I have a couple of book projects that are taking ages to finish too. The problem is that in real terms I’m only earning about 60% of what I did ten years ago. So, I have A LOT less free time and A LOT less money. Bugger. Of course, as you get older and have family responsibilities your time really becomes precious. MT was lamenting this only the other day.

I was co-writing a Chinese textbook, but my co-writer went blind (no joke - true). She’s a lot b

Yeah, almas, I’m still waiting for my complimentary copy of your damn snake book.

Not sure if it’s ever going to be finished.
Co-writer had some serious health problems a year into the project.
And as I said, we’ve both been victims of the falling standard of living.

Another factor is that I have gone off helping Taiwan. I once thought it would be nice to highlight Taiwan’s interesting fauna, and didn’t mind dipping into my own pocket to do so. Now, we both feel - because of the retards (mostly govt) involved in conservation here and the way we are discriminated against - that we should be more ‘selfish’ in focusing on other projects that will be more profitable/beneficial for us personally.

An never-ending story, the unfinished endeavors add up to be.

“Because I Got High…”
:note:

Children also tend to put the halting brakes on many a plan…
:grandpa:

At age 16 or so, I was certain I would hike the Appalachian Trail and/or bike across America. Later that became the Pacific Crest Trail and biking from Alaska to Argentina.

I had plans (and started writing up business plan) to develop a killer business in Northern California, combining a sushi restaurant, massage, and japanese garden with hot tub rentals all on one property. I’m certain it would have made me very happy and wealthy. But my wife is extremely risk averse, so it now seems impossible.

After visiting Myanmar a couple of times, I planned to head upriver from Yangon to secretely sneak into the offlimits mountainous territory on the western border with India, where the native women go topless, covered only in tatoos. I did go a little way up that river, before getting stopped by the police and put on a boat back south, but will probably never return.

After hiking in the Himalayas, I bought a pair of hardcore mountaineering boots, so I could strap on crampons and try some serious climbing. Never did that, though I did climb partway up the glacier on Mt. Shasta in that time period, with a friend, using rented ice axes but no crampons. It was a blast, but there was no way we could make it to the top without crampons. My boots have been sitting in storage for over 10 years, never used.

Like Buttercup, I planned to learn Chinese. She got a lot further than me, but I’m still working at it.

Oh dear - my life is unfinished projects: -
Learning Chinese (ongoing - yeah right)
Ideastoearn.com (ongoing up to about 180 ideas and not touched since)
Around the world in 80 women (stopped to get married at about 79 - yeah right)
Getting my premament HK ID card which requires 7 years continuously resident in HK - now 10 years since I came out - go figure
need I go on?

[quote=“Edgar Allen”]now 10 years since I came out
need I go on?[/quote]

you are an inspiration to us all! :notworthy:

[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“Edgar Allen”]now 10 years since I came out
need I go on?[/quote]

you are an inspiration to us all! :notworthy:[/quote]
Steady don’t let Urodacus see this she’s on a roll tonight!

[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“Edgar Allen”]now 10 years since I came out
need I go on?[/quote]

you are an inspiration to us all! :notworthy:[/quote]
It WAS a bit like shutting the barn door after the horse had bolted, though – everyone knew for YEARS beforehand.

Visit at least as many countries as my age. Ongoing, and not achieved since I was 10.

Visit all of Taiwan’s outlying islands. Ongoing, and only Penghu and Kinmen visited so far.

Translate a pamphlet describing a certain Irish library into Chinese, as a favor to my dad. AS soon as I had developed the skills and had access to the necessary resources, someone beat me to it.

Stand atop the highest mountain in each Asian country. So far I’ve bagged Taiwan and Malaysia. Thailand should be a snap: you can drive to the highest point there. Probably true with Singapore, too. I know for a fact that I’ll never complete this project! No way I’ll come close to climbing Everest!

Planned to write a book about failed doomsday prophecies. Aimed to publish it before 2000. Decided I’d wait and see all the prophecies for 2000 fail, so I can have more material. Then popular interest in doomsdays seemed to wane. (hmmm… 2012 is coming…)

Fit lights into a pair of 19th century ship navigation lights I have. Didn’t have the materials needed at the time, and now the lights are in a box in a California attic.

Miss Buttercup,
Seems some of your post has vanished into some other dimension.

Sounds like an interesting project. I wonder if your employer is likely to get involved in materials for teaching Chinese.

I recall you mentioning work on a novel; how is that coming along?

[quote=“Mother Theresa”]At age 16 or so, I was certain I would hike the Appalachian Trail and/or bike across America. Later that became the Pacific Crest Trail and biking from Alaska to Argentina.

I had plans (and started writing up business plan) to develop a killer business in Northern California, combining a sushi restaurant, massage, and japanese garden with hot tub rentals all on one property. I’m certain it would have made me very happy and wealthy. But my wife is extremely risk averse, so it now seems impossible.

After visiting Myanmar a couple of times, I planned to head upriver from Yangon to secretely sneak into the offlimits mountainous territory on the western border with India, where the native women go topless, covered only in tatoos. I did go a little way up that river, before getting stopped by the police and put on a boat back south, but will probably never return.

After hiking in the Himalayas, I bought a pair of hardcore mountaineering boots, so I could strap on crampons and try some serious climbing. Never did that, though I did climb partway up the glacier on Mt. Shasta in that time period, with a friend, using rented ice axes but no crampons. It was a blast, but there was no way we could make it to the top without crampons. My boots have been sitting in storage for over 10 years, never used.

Like Buttercup, I planned to learn Chinese. She got a lot further than me, but I’m still working at it.[/quote]

I also had teenage dreams of traveling the Americas, in my case I fancied a solo horse ride from the southern tip of Argentina to Alaska. Inspiration came to me when I was in Argentina and saw herds of wild houses up in the foothills of the Andes - magnificent beyond words!

Chris wrote:

One of my aims too.

I’ve done Jinmen and Matsu (and loved both). Oh, and a day-trip to Xiao Liu Chiu.

Incredibly, still haven’t been to the Penghu Islands despite them being so close at hand.

Taiwan’s off-shore islands rock!

I am thinking of a project… buying land on PengHu now to retire over there in 2035 .
and I am not kidding , no Sir…

Miss Buttercup,
Seems some of your post has vanished into some other dimension.

Sounds like an interesting project. I wonder if your employer is likely to get involved in materials for teaching Chinese.

I recall you mentioning work on a novel; how is that coming along?

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Oof? It fell off?

No, my employer Unfinished

Mother T wrote:

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I had plans (and started writing up business plan) to develop a killer business in Northern California, combining a sushi restaurant, massage, and Japanese garden with hot tub rentals all on one property. I’m certain it would have made me very happy and wealthy. But my wife is extremely risk averse, so it now seems impossible.[/quote]

Sure does sound nice. I remember you telling me about it a few CNYs back. What’s your dream location for such a place? Northern Cali?

[quote=“almas john”]Mother T wrote:

[quote]
I had plans (and started writing up business plan) to develop a killer business in Northern California, combining a sushi restaurant, massage, and Japanese garden with hot tub rentals all on one property. I’m certain it would have made me very happy and wealthy. But my wife is extremely risk averse, so it now seems impossible.[/quote]

Sure does sound nice. I remember you telling me about it a few CNYs back. What’s your dream location for such a place? Northern Cali?[/quote]

The small town where I lived in Northern Cal had an hourly hot tub/sauna rental place that was very popular, with the tubs in a bunch of separate, small, individual tub fenced enclosures scattered about a japanese garden and a small building in front where you enter, pay for your tub, get your towel and read magazines and/or have a drink/snack while waiting for your tub. In college I took many girls there. :slight_smile: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

And in SF (Japan town maybe), I once went to a really cool massage place with communal hot tubs, cold tubs, showers, etc., that you can use before or after your massage (not gay, not sexual, just a great professional massage). After doing that, we went upstairs and there was a completely separate sushi restaurant we went to.

So I figured I’d combine it all into one. I buy the land, develop the garden out back with the separate tubs (just a fence around them, so you can look up at the stars), build a nice japanese style building in front, which is 1/3 entrance/waiting area/payment for the tubs out back, and 2/3 sushi restaurant. After buying the land and developing the place, I run the tub business (cuz that’s easy, doesn’t require any expertise) and I lease out the restaurant to a japanese chef. I also have a few rooms in the hottub waiting area building that I rent out to masseuses.

So, guests can come have a sushi dinner and massage, or sushi and hot tub, or hot tub and massage, or all three, or whatever. I also have promotional deals with the bike and sporting goods stores and other businesses in the beginning (buy a bike, get a free hour in the tub) just to spread the word, but I don’t think much would be required. I expect it should be a huge success. Northern Californians especially are crazy about that kind of stuff – spending lots of money to feel good and eat good. And, not only would I rake in the dough, but I’d be really happy and feel very good, because I would be making so many people happy. What a cool job, eh?

Had I gone to Japan instead of Taiwan it might’ve happened, because I could’ve explored their japanese gardens, tub places, sushi places, to get ideas and inspiration and possible contacts for potential investors, partners, chefs, etc. But, I came here and now I’m fairly certain it’ll never happen. Oh well, it was a nice dream.

Btw, your hostel idea sounded great too. Too bad, I guess, it never materialized. But maybe not. Reminds me of the guy who lost a horse, then it came back with others, then his son fell off it, etc. Neither good nor bad; it just is.

Interesting thread. Still working on a couple of things myself (well they are more getting dusty in a old shelf in the back of my brain I guess…)

MT: You should do that stuff here, make it some real nice place with Japanese garden and so on, add some special flavour of some kind and it will work here too. Than after that one runs you “franchise it out” to the real world… :wink:

Yea, maybe, but I could afford to buy a nice parcel of land in the States; not in Taiwan. And, I picture tour buses lined up in the parking lot unloading hordes of screaming men, women and children, running about like banshees, spitting binglang on my polished japanese floors and jabbering loudly in Taiwanese, destroying the peace and tranquility that the business was all about.

Yea, maybe, but I could afford to buy a nice parcel of land in the States; not in Taiwan. And, I picture tour buses lined up in the parking lot unloading hordes of screaming men, women and children, running about like banshees, spitting binglang on my polished japanese floors and jabbering loudly in Taiwanese, destroying the peace and tranquility that the business was all about.[/quote]

Thats simple, offer quality service and charge for it instead of giving out cheap crap, stop the noisy game machines and bring some “no noise rules”, heard that does wonders to the buses… :wink:

Regarding the land, well you didn’t mention you are doing it right on Ren-Ai Rd., thought that might actually pay well and work too… :wink: and no, I am no where near to be a possible investor yet…working on it…so in about 578 years I could possibly become a parnter ans sponsor you a bonsai tree, a small one…