A Taiwanese Lu Yen-Hsun, ranked 82nd in the world, has beaten Andy Roddick at Wimbledon.
Of course, as a Brit I was hoping Roddick would do well this year (despite having no interest in tennis), but given the Scottish “Anyone But England” thing in the World Cup, and England going out, it’s time for a touch of schadenfreude with respect to our fat, ginger, fried mars bar eating and terminally hard done by cousins.
No doubt it was the English’s fault for distracting Roddick by losing to someone better than 82nd in the world. This would never happen if the English imperialist aggressors were sent packing and Scotland were responsible for its own failures!
To quote Sandman
" :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: "
Time to cheer Taiwan!