The firemen are going to be looking at what kind of books you have. Maybe at whether or not you have any books.
1984, Fahrenheit 451, are they trying to bring all these books to life? What’s next Animal Farm? Lord of the Flies? Revelations?
Bush, who never got to the last half of War and Peace, is trying to impress us again with his depth of reading. Enough already. Stick to Camus.
Are they like vampires in that you have to invite them in first? I’ve committed The Anarchist Cookbook to memory, so they’ll never catch me with a copy in the house. Mwahahaha.