Well you best get in first, then.
HG
[quote=“sandman”]
It’s a play on words, Matthew. Because “seamen” sounds like “semen” (which is the liquid part of the male ejaculate, which appears if you look at stills of Rachel Welch in 1,000 years BC – it comes out the end of your willy and feels kind of like a giant sneeze), Llary’s implying that he has performed oral sex on every Chinese member of a foreign army and that he found it difficult to swallow all that semen. He doesn’t specify which army – maybe he was referring to the Andorran army or something, in which case his capacity for army spooge might be moot, as there are probably very few Chinese members of the Andorran armed forces.
I hope that allows you to get it.[/quote]
You’re one to talk. I dare say that if a boatload of Chinese sailors unloaded themselves on you without warning you’d have a hard time cramming them all in too.
[quote=“ac_dropout”]I remember the developer of the silk worm missile, Tsien Hsue-shen (錢學森), was welcomed by the PRC after being kicked out of the USA in 1955. He is credited with helping the PRC enter the space race.
Examples like this show how xenophobic “white” Americans can be, and how genius will always come back and kick you in the ass to get the last laugh. 
[/quote]
So what you’re saying is that since he went back with a ‘marketable’ military skill he was able to avoid being labelled a rightest as all of the doctors, writers and other ‘patriots’ that went back around the same time? We’d best tell our shipmate on the Nimitz to start hitting the books. 
Actually not really. During the Cultural revolution he and his KMT affliated wife, Jiang Ying (蔣英), the daughter of Jiang Baili (蔣百里), also suffered. CR really was the 10 lost years on the mainland, no matter who you were.
[quote=“llary”][quote=“sandman”]
It’s a play on words, Matthew. Because “seamen” sounds like “semen” (which is the liquid part of the male ejaculate, which appears if you look at stills of Rachel Welch in 1,000 years BC – it comes out the end of your willy and feels kind of like a giant sneeze), Llary’s implying that he has performed oral sex on every Chinese member of a foreign army and that he found it difficult to swallow all that semen. He doesn’t specify which army – maybe he was referring to the Andorran army or something, in which case his capacity for army spooge might be moot, as there are probably very few Chinese members of the Andorran armed forces.
I hope that allows you to get it.[/quote]
You’re one to talk. I dare say that if a boatload of Chinese sailors unloaded themselves on you without warning you’d have a hard time cramming them all in too.[/quote]
Oh, wow. That’s it. It’s a cum-off. Let’s do this old skool.
[cue David Bowie]
Actually not really. During the Cultural revolution he and his KMT affliated wife, Jiang Ying (蔣英), the daughter of Jiang Baili (蔣百里), also suffered. CR really was the 10 lost years on the mainland, no matter who you were.[/quote]
Yes. Exactly. Good deal eh?
Eughh! Drinking wee-wee!
Actually not really. During the Cultural revolution he and his KMT affliated wife, Jiang Ying (蔣英), the daughter of Jiang Baili (蔣百里), also suffered. CR really was the 10 lost years on the mainland, no matter who you were.[/quote]
Yes. Exactly. Good deal eh?[/quote]
I don’t know. His children got some higher education in the US. But I believe his daughter moved back the PRC for better opportunities during this economic boom, after having a pretty successful medical practice in New York City. His son did some post-doctrate work at Caltech as well.
Here’s a guy who is a genius in his field, and what does the USA do, send him gift wrapped to the PRC. Instead of seeing a Chinese Nationalist with KMT ties, the US decides to see a commie.
It’s experiences like this that shade the view of the Chinese community in the US. Even that Honger in the US Navy probably knows this story and the story of James Yee, a Chinese-American, a West-Point Graduate, born in New Jersey, who seemed to have been railroaded out of the military, because he converted to Islam and was a Muslim Chaplin at Guántanamo.
Actually not really. During the Cultural revolution he and his KMT affliated wife, Jiang Ying (蔣英), the daughter of Jiang Baili (蔣百里), also suffered. CR really was the 10 lost years on the mainland, no matter who you were.[/quote]
Yes. Exactly. Good deal eh?[/quote]
I don’t know. His children got some higher education in the US. But I believe his daughter moved back the PRC for better opportunities during this economic boom, after having a pretty successful medical practice in New York City. His son did some post-doctrate work at Caltech as well.
Here’s a guy who is a genius in his field, and what does the USA do, send him gift wrapped to the PRC. Instead of seeing a Chinese Nationist with KMT ties, the US decides to see commie.
It’s experiences like this that shade the view of the Chinese community in the US. Even that Honger in the US Navy probably knows this story and the story of James Yee, a Chinese-American, a West-Point Graduate, born in New Jersey, who seemed to have been railroaded out of the military, because he converted to Islam and was a Muslim Chaplin at Guántanamo.[/quote]
Gulp… I agree with AC.