What about the Amish?
Would you screw an Amish girl?
well the hypothetical me would get the fire going for the tub first.
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It was an uncomfortable episode in an otherwise moderately fantastic Spring…
I hope people don’t think my life is as wretched as depicted in that vignette…
Mostly, life is good.
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I am actually pretty hard to control.
Even The Dutchman had trouble.
We have an idea of the Amish being pretty naive, but they seem pretty worldly to me. Very pragmatic and down-to-Earth.
Those videos on youtube of Amish girls walking round supermarkets are fun.
I’m going now…
Thanks for listening to me rant, everyone…
This thread has been cathartic.
I now realize Forumosa’s true value, as a transmutative sinkhole for the strange looking-glass of expat life.
I want my life to be like this song… I am about 60% there.
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Queuing up. Yeah, they’re a lot closer to any other conservative rural Americans than anything else.
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Well of course he understands not sea meaning and not frog meaning. Who wouldn’t?
The rest of it though, kinda hard to decipher… 
I’m now even more confused.
I reckon I’m HSK 4 to 5.
Onward.
不海意思，不蛤意思！ 
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Bu Hai Yisi… “not” “sea” “meaning”.
Oh yeah… haha… 
Found this on a drive. From around 2010: I saw it on a bus in Taipei. Always planned to put it on here and ask if anyone knew what the hell it means…
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My first guess is a google translate misadventure, but I may be wrong. 
There’s a certain esthetic I recognize. There used to be a shop in B1 of Q Square that sold stickers in a similar vein
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