WANTED: Snake Stories from Taiwan

That was right after we got out from a swim.

My dog cornered a snake trying to choke a fish down that was easily 5x the snake’s diameter. The dog was very curious, but fortunately kept his distance. Said snake swam off upstream.

Saw a cobra (?) on the trail behind my house. It was thick as my forearm and raised its head - pretty angry at having been interrupted from a nice sunning spot on the path. After doing its hissing thing, it meandered off the path. We had leashed the dogs right away, and the lab was happy to just lumber past, while the Tougou was very, very interested in trying to follow the snake into the bush. Thank heavens for handy leashes.

Saw some groundskeepers attacking a rearing snake on the side of the road in Neihu - it was a really sad scene. The snake was doing everything it could to keep safe (scare off the attackers) but it was surrounded and they had weapons (machetes or something like that). I had a sick feeling to my stomach after that.

Saw a little green snake hanging on a fence in a big water bottle (used TwoTons nifty web page to figure out it wasn’t the poisonous green snake). Turned out the neighbours had caught it in the alley and were going to “return it to nature” as soon as the father came back. They agreed to let me take it on the condition that I return it to nature - naturally I took it to work to show my students first. I don’t think the snake loved that, but the students did. I tried feeding it an egg that we warmed to body temperature, but the snake was not impressed by that pathetic effort, either. It went to nature that same day.

Neighbours told me to stay out of the tall grass because of the poisonous snakes. A couple days later, a neigbour’s dog got bitten, leg swelled up, and it got a three day vacation at the vet’s. Survived.

And kage thought, hmm, that’s how you get a day off work around here.

Riding my motorbike west along Chung Hsiao East Road section 5, the scooter in front of me suddenly swerved and the rider threw both her hands in the air like a crazed stunt performer. It might have worked too if she wasn’t already slaloming out of control. The bike careered into the gutter on the footpath side of the road and the girl stood up shaking her hands and and stomping her feet hysterically. Some old geezer in pajamas sitting beside a street side hardware store picked up a wiccan broom and ignoring the girl’s panic calmly brushed the cat snake from her bike down the slats of a storm water drain. The snake had fallen out of a tree onto her handle bars.

You’ve got my undiluted attention. :slight_smile: Where was that?

You’ve got my undiluted attention. :slight_smile: Where was that?[/quote]
Butterfly Valley Resort near Ruisui. It was on one of the resort’s longest and remotest hiking trails.

Approximate location:

Lat 23.590126, Long 121.344828

Thanks for all the stories, guys -I’m glad I revived the thread!

Chris…I’d gladly have paid 8000 smackeroos a night for the awesome privilege of having a Russell’s viper block my path!

Fox…love it - PM’d you!

Thanks again, y’all, and keep 'em coming!

PS: So far I’ve finished 35K words. My aim is around 200K.

I still fear and therefore hate snakes, but i wont go out of my way to kill one anymore. Nor will i go out of my way to see one.

Congrats to your successful change of mind. I wish I could one day lose my fear of sitting in airplanes…

Congrats to your successful change of mind. I wish I could one day lose my fear of sitting in airplanes…[/quote]

I have zero fear of sitting in an airplane (when its on the ground) :slight_smile:

AFter 600 plus flights (lost count after that) I STILL HATE FLYING in a tube in the sky with your life in the hand of others.

Its the least enjoyable form of transport for me.

p…s. you could just pick a good place to be for the rest of your life and have all your loved ones nearby and just Travel shows on tv if you get the urge to know bout the rest of the planet. This way NO flying.

to be honest flying in biz or especially first in good weather, with a nice glass of champers in hand and a decent meal in front of you and nobody sitting next to you, pretty stew to yak a bit with…can be pretty tolerable.

Being in the back in cattle with lackluster food and sandwhiched in between two hairy man-apes on a 12 hour shuttle flight at nite is PRETTY BAD ! That is one hell of a LONG LONG nite.

You talk to your food on airplanes? I should try that. Maybe it’ll calm me down :slight_smile:

You talk to your food on airplanes? I should try that. Maybe it’ll calm me down :-)[/quote]

uhm … yeah.

Eeek, OP; I could tell you my sordid tale of eating snake, although I’m sure my experience is one of many you’ve already heard. I’ll save you the boredom and/or tummy ache.

My favorite snake poem (otherwise known as the only one I know; spent some time on this and other poetry with high schoolers in Literature class):

The Snake, by Emily Dickinson

A narrow fellow in the grass
Occasionally rides;
You may have met him, -did you not?
His notice sudden is.

The grass divides as with a comb,
A spotted shaft is seen;
And then it closes at your feet
And opens further on.

He likes a boggy acre,
A floor too cool for corn.
Yet when a child, and barefoot,
I more than once, at morn,

Have passed, I thought, a whip-lash
Unbraiding in the sun, -
When, stooping to secure it,
It wrinkled, and was gone.

Several of nature’s people
I know, and they know me;
I feel for them a transport
Of cordiality;

But never met this fellow,
Attended or alone,
Without a tighter breathing,
And zero at the bone.


[quote=“Fox”]Make sure you include this poem by DH Lawrence in the preamble. It’s all that really needs be said about snakes and people.

Snake

A snake came to my water-trough
On a hot, hot day, and I in pyjamas for the heat,
To drink there.

In the deep, strange-scented shade of the great dark carob-tree
I came down the steps with my pitcher
And must wait, must stand and wait, for there he was at the trough before
me.

He reached down from a fissure in the earth-wall in the gloom
And trailed his yellow-brown slackness soft-bellied down, over the edge of
the stone trough
And rested his throat upon the stone bottom,
i o And where the water had dripped from the tap, in a small clearness,
He sipped with his straight mouth,
Softly drank through his straight gums, into his slack long body,
Silently.

Someone was before me at my water-trough,
And I, like a second comer, waiting.

He lifted his head from his drinking, as cattle do,
And looked at me vaguely, as drinking cattle do,
And flickered his two-forked tongue from his lips, and mused a moment,
And stooped and drank a little more,
Being earth-brown, earth-golden from the burning bowels of the earth
On the day of Sicilian July, with Etna smoking.
The voice of my education said to me
He must be killed,
For in Sicily the black, black snakes are innocent, the gold are venomous.

And voices in me said, If you were a man
You would take a stick and break him now, and finish him off.

But must I confess how I liked him,
How glad I was he had come like a guest in quiet, to drink at my water-trough
And depart peaceful, pacified, and thankless,
Into the burning bowels of this earth?

Was it cowardice, that I dared not kill him? Was it perversity, that I longed to talk to him? Was it humility, to feel so honoured?
I felt so honoured.

And yet those voices:
If you were not afraid, you would kill him!

And truly I was afraid, I was most afraid, But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.

He drank enough
And lifted his head, dreamily, as one who has drunken,
And flickered his tongue like a forked night on the air, so black,
Seeming to lick his lips,
And looked around like a god, unseeing, into the air,
And slowly turned his head,
And slowly, very slowly, as if thrice adream,
Proceeded to draw his slow length curving round
And climb again the broken bank of my wall-face.

And as he put his head into that dreadful hole,
And as he slowly drew up, snake-easing his shoulders, and entered farther,
A sort of horror, a sort of protest against his withdrawing into that horrid black hole,
Deliberately going into the blackness, and slowly drawing himself after,
Overcame me now his back was turned.

I looked round, I put down my pitcher,
I picked up a clumsy log
And threw it at the water-trough with a clatter.

I think it did not hit him,
But suddenly that part of him that was left behind convulsed in undignified haste.
Writhed like lightning, and was gone
Into the black hole, the earth-lipped fissure in the wall-front,
At which, in the intense still noon, I stared with fascination.

And immediately I regretted it.
I thought how paltry, how vulgar, what a mean act!
I despised myself and the voices of my accursed human education.

And I thought of the albatross
And I wished he would come back, my snake.

For he seemed to me again like a king,
Like a king in exile, uncrowned in the underworld,
Now due to be crowned again.

And so, I missed my chance with one of the lords
Of life.
And I have something to expiate:
A pettiness.[/quote]

The Kiss

It’s a hot still day in late spring. The long cool fog grass tugs at me, tempting my indolent soul to sit amongst the cats’ tails, which stretch for acres to the dam, and watch what breeze there is brush across a sea of shimmering soft lilac. At the water’s edge, it raises a whirly wind of dust before bursting into a cascade of diamond glints.

A lone blow fly, the first of an army of billions, buzzes dutifully around my head then lands on my scabby knee. I watch him unravel his party-whistle tongue to take a lick. Then I brush him off; dismissive as an emperor. Now, I pluck a long stem of fog grass straining its sweet succulent stalk between my teeth then smoke it like the finest Cuban.

The ground below the grass is damp, and the black soil is pockmarked with minute volcanoes of dirt from a borer beetle. I sweep a Gullivian hand of destruction across the tiny mounds; stretch out in the long grass and rest my head on a stone. I’m hidden below the line of the cats’ tails as I stare up at a lone white cloud that’s as high as I am low, just beneath the jet stream, going nowhere.

I imagine the snake that must be in this long grass. He’s a tiger. I know it. I see him slithering through the long fronds; his little blue-red forked tongue slipping in and out testing the air temperature. If he bites me, I’ll die. I’ll become all this: the warmth, the cool, the damp, the breeze, the cloud, the beetle, the whirly wind, the shimmering soft lilac, dust, and diamond glints. I still my heart in preparation. I can’t wait for His kiss- the dutiful buzzing of the blowy returns.

snakes were and are a bad invention- yup you can quote me on that

I played snake charmer in the back yard for ten minutes while waiting for Taichung Fire & Rescue to come collect this fellow on Monday evening. I was told last time (we had one in the house last month) that they are protected and released in remote areas, but judging from the treatment the snake received last nigh, I tend to doubt this. I feel badly, but I don’t want my cats or dog to get killed. (A neighbor’s dog was killed a few years ago.)

I know there are snake experts on the forum. Any advice? I have seen five – two got into our house and this one was just a couple of meters from the back door – since August. I like snakes, but fear death, and I am not an herpetologist, so I don’t know how to keep them away and out of our living space.

BTW, after the initial excitement I wasn’t afraid (once the cats and dog were locked in the house). The cobra only struck at the broom I was holding twice and only when it thought it was under attack, and I kept well beyond its reach. The one we caught last month in the house was after a toad – I have a poor pic of that, sorry. I don’t want to see all the snakes in Taiwan killed off, but there’s not a lot love for these critters. Maybe some branding would help. How about we name it the “Taiwan Koala Snake”? :smiley:

Last summer (August 2009) we had a “Many-Banded Krait” in the house. The kraits are much more poisonous but also much less likely to strike/bit, or so I am told and have read.

References:
Naja Atra (Taiwan/Chinese Cobra)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naja_atra

Bungarus multicinctus (Many-banded Krait)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bungarus_multicinctus

Impressive looking snake there.

Thanks for the help. I haven’t tried to upload an image here before. Can someone direct me to a “how to” or FAQ?

Taz

Thanks for all the new replies - somehow the system failed to notify me, that’s why I haven’t been back. Will reply in more retail asap.

As to uploading pix here: get an account at photobucket.com, upload your pix there, then link them to your post here.

I’m reading this thread hoping for reassurance. I don’t fear snakes so much myself, but I have nightmares about my kid getting bitten by one when we’re out in the boonies.

What I fear personally is the Japanese E.

How old is your kid? Prophylactic training is relatively simple…I’ve done it with two boys who now hunt and handle snakes pretty well.

What’s that?

Very true. Extremely timid animals. Don’t touch them, though, just in case.

I like Fox’ Kiss. What venomous snake has a blue-red tongue? And what inspired you to write this?

It’s difficult to keep snakes out of the house. Removing possible food (rodents, frogs) could be a start. That doesn’t help if they’re looking for a cool place in summer, though.