I always end up having some variation on this conversation with those girls:
Girl: Would you like to try our cigarettes?
Me: Sure! (I take the pack)
Girl: (Worried look) They’re NT$70 a pack
Me: Ha, ha your’re funny.
Girl: No, really.
Me: But I don’t smoke this brand.
Girl: You should try it!
Me: Let me get this staight. You want me to pay double what I usually pay for the first fix? Don’t ever try to deal crack, honey. Haven’t you ever seen an after-school special. You are supposed to get me addicted before you start charging so I will be a loyal customer.
Girl: 70Nt is not that expensive.
Me: It isn’t if you take off your top.
Me: I’ll buy a pack if you take off your top.
Girl: Your’re crazy!
Me: I’m not crazy. You come into a bar to sell me cigarettes with nothing to recommend them except for the fact that you’re in a skirt. Frankly, its not enough. I’m just saying that if you want to sell something with sex, I need more. Remember my face so next time you will know my offer if you really want me to buy some cigarettes.
I haven’t had to many “appoaches” after a couple of these conversations.