Haha. I’ve just noticed the second half of this thread.
My left plum is very sore still, but rubbing some “dairy produce” on it has helped.
Dragonbones, thanks for admitting it was not me that criticised Napoleonite. If only that info had reached Sandman on time.
Anyway, this all reminds me of a class joke about the guy that goes to the doctor and says “Doctor. I’ve got a strawberry stuck halfway up my arse”, to which the doc replies “Hold on, I’ve got some cream you can put on that.”