Whack Things in Taiwan 2018


#1007

lean in together, you filthy peasants.
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Where can I score this sweet KMT swag? What’s the website? Hopefully they ship to 7/11


#1008

Fuck the hats, I want to know where a guy can get those awesome nipple high kecks!


#1009

For fuck’s sakes, why is this stupid gesture still so friggin popular?

I literally had to sit my boss down at a huge company many years ago and explain how we couldn’t have the model on the front of our (internationally distributed) catalogue doing that.

Unless, I said, we were giving out free tugjobs with every purchase over US$200.

ETA: I just noticed the camera mark on the floor, for the love of Pete. :roll:

Stay classy, KMT, stay classy


#1010

Is it because they like fisting?

Beats me.


#1011

i like the fact that they are both standing on the very visible photographer’s mark.

and it’s not cropped or airbrushed out…

chabuduo


#1012

Dang, you beat me by literally 3 seconds on that one, huzzah!


#1013

They got it here?

That’s then so wrong on so many levels.


#1014

hey ______, would you like to go out on a cute date with me tonight. You do support KMT don’t you?

What do?


#1015

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shake harder boy!


#1016

KMT Starter Kit


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#1017

Then the Chinese is wrong,

“我是台北人” means "I am a Taipei native’

“Humans of Taipei” means “台北人”


#1018

Ooops, forgot one thing

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#1019

I love this one


#1020

Can you explain it for a friend?


#1021

No, I can’t. I just think it’s funny.

It’s like a “spot the difference” brain puzzler, but I don’t see a difference.

Or you could say the new kmt is like the old kmt.

But basically it just looks absurd, so I like it.


#1022

Photoshopped to make them thinner, isn’t it?


#1023

Buddy on the left changes his brown chest-high belt and shoes for black ones.

Whatever the fuck that means.


#1024

Wow I am not astute at all


#1025

but I did find this one


#1026

Took me like 4 tries and about 20 minutes to spot it.

Yeah, I’m at work, obviously.