I want something along the lines of this:
[quote=“Durins Bane”]I want something along the lines of this:
purgatorio.com/gameroom/index2.html[/quote]
Odd that you should say that. Because that is exactly the way that I already imagined that your den/study/bedroom/garage (wherever you keep your own collection) would look. 
A home cooked meal.
Turkey, ham, stuffing, brussel sprouts, mashed potatoes/ roast tats, corn/peas and gravy.
Christmas isn’t the same without Mom or her cookin.
My two front teeth
- The 20th anniversary collection of Oprah’s show
- A subscription to Star Mag, O mag, and Essence
3)A new job in a new field
4)Some hair (my kids told me they would get me some)
5)Some clothes and undies
6)a Scooter
7)World peace and all that other fluffy stuff
8)A family dinner
9)A new iPod
10)a personal dog walker
What I want:
1.) A carne asada burrito smothered in green chili sauce.
2.) 20+ degrees and sunny skies.
3.) A subscription to the Economist.
4.) A date.
What I’ll get:
I’ll walk to the 50NT pizza shop in the rain, getting my socks wet along the way, “treat” myself to a plate of spaghetti, walk back home, and watch snooker by myself as I pound through a six pack of Daiwan Bilu.
Merry Christmas!
1.A titanium cross bow and matching arrows.
2.A backyard with grass
3.Nude pictures of the Chief ( :s wait got those last year)
4.A 1968 Pontiac GTO with hooker headers and tinted windows
5.A yellow Schwinn Stingray bicycle with a black banana seat
6.My own fiefdom where I can reign as an evil Lord
7.Lessons in mind control and Jessica Alba’s phone number
8.A red rider BB gun
9.A hand shaped longboard with red flames
10.An Afro
If can’t get those things there’s something I don’t want for Christmas
-this truck tire I’ve got around my waist called a beer gut…make that a rum and coke gut.
Besides this Christmas special, the National LAMPOONS Christmas with Chevy Chase was awesome.
Each time I watch the scene where he rockets down the hill after he sprays ‘pam’ across the tobagan (sp), I shit myself laughin. Of couse the cat chewin on the cord or the squirrel in the tree makes me piss myself.
[quote=“Hobbes”][quote=“Durins Bane”]I want something along the lines of this:
purgatorio.com/gameroom/index2.html[/quote]
Odd that you should say that. Because that is exactly the way that I already imagined that your den/study/bedroom/garage (wherever you keep your own collection) would look. [/quote]
Well, kinda…but I don’t have the much needed wet bar in the gaming room. 
XinMenDing has them. 
Those fake ones don’t cut it.
I want one like Linc had on the Mod Squad.
I’d probablly look like that red head cat on Room 222.
:fume:
[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]Those fake ones don’t cut it.
I want one like Linc had on the Mod Squad.
I’d probablly look like that red head cat on Room 222.
:fume:[/quote]
Either that or a chopped version of…
David Hasselhoff 
1.) Get laid and get liqoured up… (in no particular order)
2.) A Ducati 996
3.) A book publishing deal
4.) A new apartment (with a private garden)
5.) Be given the instant talent to read, write and speak Chinese fluently
6.) A new state of the art desktop PC with all the internet accroutements
Number one on my list with Halle Berry would be nice too…
Besides this Christmas special, the National LAMPOONS Christmas with Chevy Chase was awesome.
Each time I watch the scene where he rockets down the hill after he sprays ‘pam’ across the tobagan (sp), I shit myself laughin. Of couse the cat chewin on the cord or the squirrel in the tree makes me piss myself.[/quote]
You’re gonna shoot your eye out, kid!
Well, I’m going home for Christmas in six days, the first time since 2002 when my 3-year-old niece was only 2 months old, and I have already guaranteed myself one Christmas present: my own pair of roller skates. I’ve wanted a pair for, ohh, 20 years now. My mother asked me what I wanted this year, I said roller skates, and poof, I’m getting them.
If I had known how easy that would have been, I would have asked for a pony instead. 
Anyways, I have the pleasure of presenting…
:candycane:
The Official ImaniOU Christmas Wishlist
(subject to change):
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Christmas dinner at Grandma’s house, meaning
roasted turkey (always done perfectly by my grandmother and my mother when it’s at our house), homemade bread stuffing, honey-glazed ham (which is so good, it broke me of almost a full year of not eating pork), cranberry sauce, homemade turkey gravy, garlic mashed potatoes, mshed potato salad, sweet corn pudding, candied sweet potatoes, baked macaroni and cheese, oven-baked beans, collard greens, green bean casserole, fried apples, deviled eggs (an appropriate name considering the personality of my older cousin who makes them) and freshly baked dinner rolls. And then there’s the French onion dip, crab salad dip, and spinach dip for pre-dinner snacking. I’m drooling already. -
A chance to kick everyone’s butt (defined as my cousins, my three aunts, my two uncles, my grandparents, my mother and stepfather, my older brother, and my little sister) at the games I’m bringing home to play against them during one of the many family gaming sessions we have at my grandma’s house. Also I’ve had a chance to hone my Clue skills to do some damage in that as well. They are sooo going down this year!
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80 gigs of memory (for my laptop, not for me, although I could also benefit from some better memory storage)
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A surfboard and more surfing lessons (and a nice warm stretch of shallow blue water to practice in…palm trees optional)
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World Peace (obligatory, of course…and so I can travel to more places)
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Business class tickets, at least for that horrendous stretch of my flight from Osaka to Detroit.
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An EU passport
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My 18-year-old body to complement my 26-year-old life experiences
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Time to catch up with my 3-year-old niece, 13-month-old nephew (whom I’ve never met), and my 2-year-old cousin, especially to hear my niece say my name for the first time.
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“Amanda Hugginkis”
Amen to that, sister!
[quote=“ImaniOU”]
- “Amanda Hugginkis”[/quote]
Santa called he wants to know what the heck that is and where to find it?
I want to have christmas dinner at ImaniOU’ grandmas house, too.
I really think I just want to have things going pretty much the way they are, with the exception of actually learning some Chinese and maybe a gurltahugnkiss.
All things in due time. I want some motivation for christmas. I’m too content. Maybe Santa can come over and kick my lazy butt.
It would be nice if my buddies new baby comes out of intensive care and has a long happy healthy life.
So many things to want for christmas! I’d better stop now!
drc
I’ll be pretty happy with a turkey dinner. It’s been 2 years.
[quote=“canucktyuktuk”]I want to have Christmas dinner at ImaniOU’ grandmas house, too.
I’ll be pretty happy with a turkey dinner. It’s been 2 years.[/quote]
I’d fix you a plate, but I think customs would confiscate it on my way out.
Perhaps Santa will have one of those in his sack along with my “Amanda”…
I wonder how many of these the fat guy is handing out this year?
‘Mum, if Bismark is getting a book contract, then I want one too…’
God I hate publishers… Insert the ‘sigh’ emoticon around about here [ ].