What have I got in my pocket?

No lighter. Getting bored now (short attention span, I blame Thatcher).

It’s very precious.

Your passport.

No passport.

An invoice?

could be worth 2,000,000

A photograph.

a rabbit’s claw?

the chief’s coffee?

No invoice, photograph, or rabbit’s foot. I thought the answer would be pretty transparent.

A wedding ring.

a transparency?

a comb?

Huzzah! Half a bottle to JP when I get back to Taiwan (I’m drinking the other half).

Jimi Da Man! :bravo: :notworthy:

My turn. What do I have in my pocket?

I hate these games.

I never win any booze. :cry:

[quote=“zender”]I hate these games.

I never win any booze. :cry:[/quote]
You still have time to raunch up your poem a bit.

An erection.

Penthouse?

a flask?

library card?

coins?

keys?

your fingers?

Yes, but it’s not in my pocket; it’s leaning on the keyboard.

[quote=“zender”]Penthouse?

a flask?

library card?

coins?

keys?

your fingers?[/quote]
None of the above. And Penthouse is for bourgeois wussies.

a knife or a piece of string

Nyetski. I’m a Glock .45 man.

I don’t have any pockets at the moment. No trousers.