What movies are you watching (2026)

I’ll see the movie Friday night. I’ll know then if 152cm E Page worked as a fearsome Greek warrior. Or if Nyong’o managed to pull off Homer’s “golden armed” and “golden haired” Helen.

I mean, 149cm Danny de Vito never asked us to believe his characters were even violent, much less a Greek warrior avenging the kidnapping of a Spartan queen.

Until then the best I can do is reword to:
It’s Hollywoo or its RAISE quotas that are woke, not Nolan.

Not going to hijack this thread much longer, I promise.

Homer doesn’t describe Helen as golden haired.

Anyone think Matt Damon looks Greek? :wink:

And no,.they didn’t need to cast Nyong’o to meet the quotas per your link either.

A rabbit hole down which I go no further until I see the movie, but a two-second ChatGPT query returns this from the Iliad:

The Greek λευκώλενος (leukōlenos), meaning “white-armed”, is also associated with Helen in the Homeric tradition. This is a conventional Homeric feminine epithet and shouldn’t be treated like a modern racial classification, but it certainly doesn’t provide evidence that Homer conceived of Helen as black-skinned.

Should know more about the movie on Saturday.

I’d be a lot more interested if the dialogue was in ancient Greek

I was excited for it when I first saw the trailer. First time I’d been interested in something out of Hollywood for a while. Everything I saw after that kinda killed my enthusiasm for it, however.

I just watched it, absolute cinema, it’s a masterpiece. Right afterwards I was thinking damn they need a sequel, did some research and turns out the director is actually already planning one!

I decided to watch it after seeing this one scene, amazing, one of the best scenes in cinematic history.

Also just watched The Rip on Netflix, pretty good, very intense and suspenseful throughout. Nice lil twist at the end.

Halle still lookin’ good as she hits 60 in a few weeks.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32430579/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_crime%20101

Had no idea about this movie, I just watched it per your recommendation. It was ayte, had very similar elements to Heat, which I just rewatched on Netflix a few weeks ago, and to which a sequel was just greenlit.

Ms.Berry is definitely showing her age, but indeed she does have GILF status.

Idk if I’d go that far . But Charles Bronson made his kind tough guy shoots up the world films for a decade, I believe.

OK everyone, having seen this much-hyped “woke” film adapation of Ulysses, I now understand @bojack 's concerns about casting. Imagine drawing upon a classic text like that and not casting a single Irish actor!

Mr Bojack, I owe you an apology. Please join me in protesting, here on forumosa, this unacceptable distortion of James Joyce’s literary masterpiece. I will not be satisfied until I see real Irish actors on screen! :rant:

Guy

My usual Nolan experience. It looked good, but was disappointing. I really don’t know how he gets away with it.

Is he more of a cinematographer than a director? I’m struggling to get my head around it.

Lol blimped camera

I tried to stream Disclosure Day a while
Back but the copy was garbage .:wastebasket:

A better version is up now and I thought— well, I thought why are we being inundated with alien movies and TV shows— it was pretty good.

I bit derivative of The Abyss/ aliens save us from Armageddon. But, still good.

Long though. Took me two full viewings to get through it.

Watching right now. Weird. Not sure yet if l like it or not.

25 minutes in. Alright, it is mental.:smirking_face:

The scene in Odyssey where Odysseus asks Calypso “How long have I been here? When can I go home?” Yeah. I feel you.

The movie wasn’t woke. E Page was ok (Sinon’s life was sacrificed by Ulysses right after the opening credits, so died right away … but came back later, sigh). Don’t know why Nyong’o was cast but did read somewhere that Javier Bardem tried to shut down filming in Morocco because colonization. There’ll probably be a book.

Don’t know what Nolan was trying to do by abandoning image stabilization in many, if not most scenes. Between the overall nod to period lighting, the jittery action, and the quick cuts rarely could I follow the action. Did anybody even see the bowstring when the suitors tried to string Odysseus’s bow? I couldn’t even make out the bow. IMAX is not the place for that.

6/10, and that’s generous imo.

Shocking. :wink:

One other German film I liked when it was released was Gegen die Wand. But once you have seen it before, the next time will not be the same.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0347048/

Although not German, I think I should watch the Pusher trilogy again. It’s been about 15 - 20 years already.
I have hundreds of non-English-speaking films I have downloaded over the years and have not watched yet. Probably won’t have the time to watch them in my lifetime.

That’s about where I turned it off!

I watched it to the end, thinking “why” throughout… :joy:

As in, why were you watching to the end?