What personals ad would you write?

Forumosa friends.


Mine was original too. And actually placed. :stuck_out_tongue:

Here I made one for you:

Horses hate me, cows can’t digest me, I send their minds spinning on a summer breeze; But you who see my reflection beneath your chin, own me, butter me, undress me, petal by petal. She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me…
Only you know when to stop.

I think Buttercup’s manhunting. Is there a ‘prize’ for the best ad, young lady? Can we win a date with the little yellow flower of Taipei?

I notice that Gus made a thingy to display the haikus contributed by various people. Perhaps there should be a similar one for cool personals ads?

Aiyo. You think too much/little. I’m certainly not looking to be pollinated by any of you lot, lovely though many of you are.

Actually, I was hoping more women would post. Personals are fairly redundant on a site like this where we can read eachothers’ words whenever we want to anyway.

No way, DB. That’s gross!

Fox, I don’t like having my petals ripped off. Liked the bit about being noxious to farmyard animals. (Especially Champion the wonder horse)

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:laughing: Thank you.

I was baring my soul on the second one :frowning: