What the hell is going on with Taiwan Beer?

plasmatron · March 27, 2006, 7:03am

What on earth are they playing at with this nifty new packaging?

Are they trying to:

Encourage more children to drink local beer?
Encourage local beer drinkers to love more children?
Encourage beer drinkers to spend less on their children’s clothes and more on beer?
Encourage beer drinkers to sew their children’s eyes and mouths shut in a display of tough beer drinking love?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address…

Dragonbones · March 27, 2006, 7:26am

DAMN that’s ugly packaging. Someone should be fired. No, wait, the world has too many people. Make that drawn and quartered.

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · March 27, 2006, 7:28am

Hao Ke-ai !

burp

Cola · March 27, 2006, 8:41am

I saw that the other night at 711. Colourful.

Aiming for the female market? Or the anime market? or the Japanese market?

jdsmith · March 27, 2006, 8:47am

Didn’t Presdient Chen say something to the effect that Taiwanese should be having more babies?

Maybe Taiwan Beer thinks this will help.

stan · March 27, 2006, 8:49am

[quote=“Cola”]I saw that the other night at 711. Colourful.

Aiming for the female market? Or the anime market? or the Japanese market?[/quote]

Looks like something that might be aimed at the kindergarten market. It actually might attract the attention of a 5-year old.

Dunno.

I think it’s pretty fu**ing sad.

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · March 27, 2006, 8:50am

[quote=“jdsmith”]Didn’t Presdient Chen say something to the effect that Taiwanese should be having more babies?

Maybe Taiwan Beer thinks this will help.[/quote]Do beer goggles work on women too ?

jdsmith · March 27, 2006, 8:53am

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”][quote=“jdsmith”]Didn’t Presdient Chen say something to the effect that Taiwanese should be having more babies?

Maybe Taiwan Beer thinks this will help.[/quote]Do beer goggles work on women too ?[/quote]

The inside of the can is for the man, the can itself is for the women. Double your pleasure.

Chewycorns · March 27, 2006, 9:02am

[quote=“jdsmith”]
The inside of the can is for the man, the can itself is for the women. Double your pleasure.[/quote]

:loco: I watched Carlito’s Way with Al Pacino and Sean Penn last night…When I read that phrase, beer didn’t come to mind.

jdsmith · March 27, 2006, 9:09am

[quote=“Chewycorns”][quote=“jdsmith”]
The inside of the can is for the man, the can itself is for the women. Double your pleasure.[/quote]

:loco:

[/quote]

That’s a head.

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · March 27, 2006, 9:14am

[quote=“jdsmith”]the can itself is for the women. Double your pleasure.[/quote]How does that work then ? Sorry, I’m not very knowledgable about “women’s things”

jdsmith · March 27, 2006, 9:38am

ewwwww!

The CAN and its picture! Cuteness to get her in the mood, la!!!

Oh! I am shocked. Are you channeling Chewy?

TainanCowboy · March 27, 2006, 11:23am

Y’all need to get off your high horses and come on down and wallow with us common folk…and drink more Taiwan Beer.

Anyone_for_Tiffin · March 27, 2006, 2:31pm

Forget about the can! Just think about what’s inside! Beer!!

almas_john · March 27, 2006, 2:34pm

Personally, I blame “Backbroke Mountain.”

bobepine · March 27, 2006, 2:49pm

The heart-shaped red eyes on the girl is a sure hint. “Get her drunk and she’ll want you.” Seriously, she looks drunk on the picture. Sex sells everything, even horse piss in a can.

bobepine

Gao_Bohan · March 27, 2006, 3:38pm

[quote=“bobepine”]The heart-shaped red eyes on the girl is a sure hint. “Get her drunk and she’ll want you.” Seriously, she looks drunk on the picture. Sex sells everything, even horse piss in a can.

bobepine[/quote]

My good sir, are you suggesting Taiwan Beer isn’t the finest brew to grace God’s green earth?

ImaniOU · March 27, 2006, 4:37pm

[quote=“bobepine”]The heart-shaped red eyes on the girl is a sure hint. “Get her drunk and she’ll want you.”
bobepine[/quote]

Yes, but what is that implying by having a heart over the guy’s mouth?

bobepine · March 27, 2006, 5:14pm

[quote=“ImaniOU”][quote=“bobepine”]The heart-shaped red eyes on the girl is a sure hint. “Get her drunk and she’ll want you.”
bobepine[/quote]

Yes, but what is that implying by having a heart over the guy’s mouth?[/quote]Easy. He talks love bullshit to get her naked.

bobepine

bobepine · March 27, 2006, 5:18pm

My good sir, are you suggesting Taiwan Beer isn’t the finest brew to grace God’s green earth?[/quote]Naaaah. I’m not a fan but I don’t think it’s a bad beer. Better when served really cold I find. I don’t think God would drink that stuff though.

bobepine