What turns you on?

OK guys and gals…

What turns you on sexually on a person? Brain, breasts, buttocks or something completely different?

I like a pair of big firm tits.

I think this (as nearly everything else) has been discussed before, but I can’t find the old thread :help: .

ya know, Mr. He, I really think you should stop beating around the bush all the time on here. Just come out with whatever’s on your mind. :sunglasses:

I’ve noticed that I look at guys mouths and hands. So there that’s my answer. :sunglasses:

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[quote=“Frank Zappa”]I get off on being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn. My girlfriend she digs it with a hot yahoo bottle while somebody’s screaming.
Pigs and donkeys
Corks and safeties
Alice Cooper baby
It gets me so hot I could scream
Alice Cooper Alice Cooper[/quote]

[quote=“The Grateful Dead in I Need a Miracle”]

I need a woman 'bout twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
A splendour in the dark, lightning on the draw
Who’ll go right through the book and break each and every law

I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night
A secret incantation, candle burning blue
We’ll consult the spirits, maybe they’ll know what to do

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all that other freight
Find her in a side-show, leave her in LA
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough

[/quote]

I was going to stay out of this one, but I just came across this site. Apparently this webcam girl has been voted sexiest butt on the Internet. I like butts very much, and after spending about an hour or so examining this girl’s nice big, but firm posterior, I must admit…
Hell yeah!

Google Keyra Agustina, or try this link.
Not suitable for work, obviously.

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Cool! 444 posts today!

Well, I think Albertos Y Los Trios Paranoias said it best:

I like girls with treetrunk thighs and little hairy chests
I like girls three times my size who wear thick woollen vests
I like girls who spread disease and never, ever wash

Big-breasted girls just 'aint my kind
I get a kick from the crippled, the old and the blind
Ugly girls are my cup of tea
But there 'aint no girls as ugly as me

Can’t remember the rest but it’s in similar tasteful vein, and it ends like this:

So dim the lights and pull the shades and take your neck brace off
Put your head inside a bag and let’s make ugly love
If your body is disgusting as your complexion and your smell
etc. etc.

Mr He also likes women who do kegels.

Three sets of twenty daily, ladies.

[quote=“914”]Mr He also likes women who do kegels.

Three sets of twenty daily, ladies.[/quote]

and you? What do you like?

Let me guess…

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Sure glad my face is covered up, wouldn’t want my mum to know! :unamused:

Oh my fakkin goodness, Mr He. Tell me those aren’t real! Yikes! Nasty…

I like a nice smile. Especially a nice sly smirk. :slight_smile:

I dunno why but I got a real thing for belly buttons and stomachs lately…I believe it’s becoming a fixation.

Kind of embarassing when you meet a gal and you kiss her belly button right off the bat I know but still… :blush:

I like authenticity…

[quote=“wonder”]I dunno why but I got a real thing for belly buttons and stomachs lately…I believe it’s becoming a fixation.

Kind of embarassing when you meet a gal and you kiss her belly button right off the bat I know but still… :blush:[/quote]

Haha, great one.

Honestly, then what’s weird about kissing a belly button?

[quote=“wonder”]I dunno why but I got a real thing for belly buttons and stomachs lately…I believe it’s becoming a fixation.

Kind of embarassing when you meet a gal and you kiss her belly button right off the bat I know but still… :blush:[/quote]

Belly buttons can be very sexy and cute when they’re clean.

Haha, great one. Honestly, then what’s weird about kissing a belly button?[/quote]
Well, when you try to do it from the inside… :wink:

twonavels, thank you so much for putting up that site. someone sent me an email with another address which was shut down shortly after i saw it. now i know where i can find her. not only does she have an amazing ass she has everything. i wonder how old she is, she looks kind of young in some of the pics.
for the most part i would say personality turns me on. but in some cases when there is someone with an amazing (fill in the blank) i cant help but notice it. like that girls ass.

[quote=“twonavels”]I was going to stay out of this one, but I just came across this site. Apparently this webcam girl has been voted sexiest butt on the Internet. I like butts very much, and after spending about an hour or so examining this girl’s nice big, but firm posterior, I must admit…
Hell yeah!

Google Keyra Agustina, or try this link.
Not suitable for work, obviously.

[color=darkred][Moderator edit: link deleted. See D&R FAQ on pornographic pictures] [/color]

Cool! 444 posts today![/quote]

That site is adictive. I kept trying to exit but was busy clicking more images. To save a lot of clicking for those in a hurry try this one.

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Haha, great one. Honestly, then what’s weird about kissing a belly button?[/quote]
Well, when you try to do it from the inside… :wink:[/quote]

Err… either I’m incredibly dumb or you’r incredibly sick, maoman. :smiling_imp:

Navel oranges must be reaonably new in Taiwan. My wife’s Dad has just found them and can not get enough.

I had to show my navel and the orange together so she could get the reference. They were identical in every detail by the way including the bright orange color and spherical surrounds.