[quote=“Frank Zappa”]I get off on being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn. My girlfriend she digs it with a hot yahoo bottle while somebody’s screaming.
Pigs and donkeys
Corks and safeties
Alice Cooper baby
It gets me so hot I could scream
Alice Cooper Alice Cooper[/quote]
I need a woman 'bout twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
A splendour in the dark, lightning on the draw
Who’ll go right through the book and break each and every law
I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night
A secret incantation, candle burning blue
We’ll consult the spirits, maybe they’ll know what to do
I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all that other freight
Find her in a side-show, leave her in LA
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave
It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
I was going to stay out of this one, but I just came across this site. Apparently this webcam girl has been voted sexiest butt on the Internet. I like butts very much, and after spending about an hour or so examining this girl’s nice big, but firm posterior, I must admit…
Hell yeah!
Google Keyra Agustina, or try this link.
Not suitable for work, obviously.
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Well, I think Albertos Y Los Trios Paranoias said it best:
I like girls with treetrunk thighs and little hairy chests
I like girls three times my size who wear thick woollen vests
I like girls who spread disease and never, ever wash
Big-breasted girls just 'aint my kind
I get a kick from the crippled, the old and the blind
Ugly girls are my cup of tea
But there 'aint no girls as ugly as me
Can’t remember the rest but it’s in similar tasteful vein, and it ends like this:
So dim the lights and pull the shades and take your neck brace off
Put your head inside a bag and let’s make ugly love
If your body is disgusting as your complexion and your smell
etc. etc.
twonavels, thank you so much for putting up that site. someone sent me an email with another address which was shut down shortly after i saw it. now i know where i can find her. not only does she have an amazing ass she has everything. i wonder how old she is, she looks kind of young in some of the pics.
for the most part i would say personality turns me on. but in some cases when there is someone with an amazing (fill in the blank) i cant help but notice it. like that girls ass.
[quote=“twonavels”]I was going to stay out of this one, but I just came across this site. Apparently this webcam girl has been voted sexiest butt on the Internet. I like butts very much, and after spending about an hour or so examining this girl’s nice big, but firm posterior, I must admit…
Hell yeah!
Google Keyra Agustina, or try this link.
Not suitable for work, obviously.
[color=darkred][Moderator edit: link deleted. See D&R FAQ on pornographic pictures] [/color]
Cool! 444 posts today![/quote]
That site is adictive. I kept trying to exit but was busy clicking more images. To save a lot of clicking for those in a hurry try this one.
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Navel oranges must be reaonably new in Taiwan. My wife’s Dad has just found them and can not get enough.
I had to show my navel and the orange together so she could get the reference. They were identical in every detail by the way including the bright orange color and spherical surrounds.