What will you do for a price?

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Here are some examples:
(Safe for work, you sissy)
You Whores

Some of these are hilarious!! :laughing:

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[quote]Anything For Love
I will do anything for love - but I won’t do that.

Paypal accepted.

MeatLoaf[/quote]

Best one so far :laughing:

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[quote]Anything For Love
I will do anything for love - but I won’t do that.

Paypal accepted.

MeatLoaf[/quote]

Play good music?

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He said he won’t do that.

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[quote] Alibis!
Guilty? Innocent? It’s all the same to me. For a fee of 500 pounds a time I will lie to the police about your whereabouts, and for 2000, I will perjure myself in court, and swear a testimony to a fictitious scenario of your choice. Easiest to contact me in advance of crime, and establish the deal. Emergency alibis also available. [/quote]

:wink:

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BFM, did you write any of these?

Remember [url=http://tw.forumosa.com/t/notice-experiment-re-insults/9849/1 you wrote to the IP forum during the late, great sarcasm v. “direct insult” debate[/url]?

[quote=“youwhores.com”]you want some? your mum wants some…
You and I can have a rubbish ‘cussing match’. Five minutes for

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god, I love this website…

[quote]Wear the Leather Midget Pants (the use of my bitch for one night)
Willing to let a small half-black man from the south of America remove my leather pants with his teeth whilst i say ‘Ow bitch! You popped a cap in my ass?! Shit bitch that hurts! Aww. You gonna pay missy. Shit you gonna pay.’

Fuller
the_killer_insideme@hotmail.com
Australia - 21/04/04[/quote]

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I had hoped that Forumosans would post their own creative ads here, instead of just saying which ones on the site they liked. :frowning:

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For NT$300, I will post a right-wing diatribe on a topic of your choice on Forumosa’s International Politics board.

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For a cuddle, I will say something rude to a Forumosian of your choice.

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Hell, I’ll even spoon ya.

Now, be rude to yourself.

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For NT$5000, a return plane ticket to Copenhagen and all the beer I can drink, I will turn up at the July Fourmosa happy hours.

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[quote=“Stewart Pendous”]Now, be rude to yourself.[/quote]Big Fluffy what ? Big Hairy Arse, it looks like two badly parked Volkswagons. Call yourself a moderator, more like noberator, Living in Taiwan ? Feels like Dieing Painfully in Taiwan the way you look after it. How come you drink Corona ? can’t you handle real beer ? At least you don’t need an umbrella when it rains, your forehead keeps the rain off your feet.
And get a haircut, you look like a hippy.

and you smell funny.

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[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”][quote=“Stewart Pendous”]Now, be rude to yourself.[/quote]Big Fluffy what ? Big Hairy Arse, it looks like two badly parked Volkswagons. Call yourself a moderator, more like noberator, Living in Taiwan ? Feels like Dieing Painfully in Taiwan the way you look after it. How come you drink Corona ? can’t you handle real beer ? At least you don’t need an umbrella when it rains, your forehead keeps the rain off your feet.
And get a haircut, you look like a hippy.

and you smell funny.[/quote]

Guess I owe you a spoon. See you Tuesday?

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Yeah, well, who knew?

Besides, who could possibly match these? :laughing:

(BFM gets close, though; it ain’t as easy as it looks, either, imo)

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Here’s one.

Head overseas and teach English to a bunch for snot-nose Chinese kids for a whole damn year.

It’s true.

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For NT500$ I will come to your house and remove my underwear.

Oh wait, Stragbasher will do that for free…

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For $5000/hr, I will turn up at your party and laugh at everything you say and make you feel like a comic genius. There’s a $50 surcharge for every tear that comes from my eyes and any beverage that is to exit my nose must be paid for up front with an extra charge for carbonated ones.

Up for sublet, my sexuality. Slightly used. No need for it until I leave Taiwan which means it’s all yours for at least another year, maybe even two. Only $1000 a month, plus security and maintenance fees. Not responsible for any strange encounters you might experience with it. Act now and I’ll throw in a few awkward moments for free.