What would you do if you woke up one morning and you were of the opposite sex?
I told a gal pal I’d start wanking off, since obviously there’s nothing I can do but go on with life. She was grossed out and changed the subject. The next day, she told me another gal pal told her about a dream SHE had where she woke up as a man and the first thing she did was wank herself off.
What would you do? (After the screaming, but of course.)