This would be, like, a free ticket into the girls’ locker rooms at uni, right? 
[/quote]
Your mind works on the same level as mine, DB. Shame on you, indeed!
I’d make a beeline for the ladies-only hot spring baths or sauna.[/quote]
Kind of like a peeping Betty.
I’d make a mess of my trousers, probably, as I’d almost certainly forget to sit down to pee.
I wouldn’t have thought it would make much difference moving from a
man-skirt to a woman-skirt.
[quote=“Tyc00n”]I wouldn’t have thought it would make much difference moving from a
man-skirt to a woman-skirt.[/quote]
:roflmao:
I would pee everywhere if I woke up as a man. I think it would be such a novelty to be able to just whip it out and take a leak whenever you needed to.
Ditto.
The great thing about it would be, that I, unlike most men, would actually know how to get women to sleep with me. Muahaha!
I actually had a dream where I had a penis and was having sex. It was nice, but if given a choice, I’d still prefer to be a girl.
[quote=“bismarck”]
I would become a lesbian.[/quote]
Oh, gawd. That is so typical and so unimaginative.
One, I’d install a secret video camera in every public shower I could (digital) (HD! - shave up girls) (also, I’d ruthlessly tout rampant public lesbianism, on just any general principles that might come to mind) ( 
).
Two, I’d plant rumors about the big dick on the guy formerly known as me. Oooh baby – that’s what I’d say. You could do worse – I might add that if things weren’t maybe working out for her and her dream (the guy formerly known as me).
Ok, on to earning a living.
Three, I’d offer driving lessons, women only. How to park in a crowded parking garage.
Four, I’d teach women how to tell north from south from west from east no matter where they’re at. This I’d do as a public service, bein’ the big gal I aspire to. A throwaway to those who take me up on three – as long as they agree to certain lingerie adverts of perhaps unnamed “advertisers looking for unappreciated but stunning ‘hotties’.”
Five, I’d offer to kill rodents of any variety. And I won’t clue in the SO, hence the “hook.” And the sweet price.
Six, I’d sell boob shots to anybody, for any reason.
Seven, ditto for beaver shots.
Jaysus, I’ll probably be fooking rich.
Wow! That’s cool!
[quote=“tash”]
[quote=“bismarck”]
I would become a lesbian.[/quote]
Oh, gawd. That is so typical and so unimaginative.[/quote]
But if we changed to the opposite sex, we’d still have the same brain, because if we didn’t have the same brain the whole point of this exercise would be null and void since we wouldn’t be going out and enjoying the differences of being a different sex knowing we came from the opposite sex.
As such, we’d still have the same sexual tendencies we had before the switch took place. So by this logic, yourself and Buttercup have only released your inner lesbian.
And thats not a bad thing at all 
Assuming comment #1 is directed to me: ahem.
Maybe, but I gotta tell you that comment #1 above coming from somebody who wrote comment #2 is like pretty damn cool where I come from.
Thanks mucho!
Which it probably is stolen, you expat thieving Brit wench you. 
Don’t hurt yourself, please, in making any decision concerning whether your life in Taiwan is good or bad. There will always be room in anybody’s head - and by the simplest of all human extensions any sane audience which I’m convinced is your audience - for a woman like you.
Please write more stuff.
Woops, back on topic.
Hot flashes in the winter of a temperate climate: who can deny the advantage in that?!?
Jaysus, what I wouldn’t give to be a middle-aged woman in Alaska. Or Estonia.
My life in Taiwan is great. I like it here. I never hurt myself deliberately. Where did you get that from?
No, I didn’t steal it, it’s mine. Although I nearly did write ‘freshly ground’.
Just think about how that would sound if you were a guy. Which you’re supposed to be on this thread. :loco:
I guess I’m not sure you’re a team player what with all this loose talk about grinding.
Although, that said, when I woke up this morning as a woman I laughed my ass off.
Ditto. [/quote]
Oh, gawd (sic). That is so typical and unimaginative.
[quote=“tash”]I actually had a dream where I had a penis and was having sex. It was nice, but if given a choice, I’d still prefer to be a girl.
[quote=“bismarck”]
I would become a lesbian.[/quote]
Oh, gawd. That is so typical and so unimaginative.[/quote]
:wanker:
Are you familiar with, “Can you read between the lines?”
Let’s spell out the logic as if to 5 year olds.
If anything they tell us about being homosexuality is true, the thinking goes that you are born that way. i.e. That it is just the way you are. Therefore, being attracted to women is what I (and most men) am. It is essentially me. As such, were I to wake up finding my johnson or “little sister” between my legs I would still be attracted to women. Hence, waking up female, and still attracted to women would make me…a lesbian.
But don’t worry. You’re nowhere on my list.
[quote=“Tyc00n”][quote=“tash”]
[quote=“bismarck”]
I would become a lesbian.[/quote]
Oh, gawd. That is so typical and so unimaginative.[/quote]
But if we changed to the opposite sex, we’d still have the same brain, because if we didn’t have the same brain the whole point of this exercise would be null and void since we wouldn’t be going out and enjoying the differences of being a different sex knowing we came from the opposite sex.
As such, we’d still have the same sexual tendencies we had before the switch took place. So by this logic, yourself and Buttercup have only released your inner lesbian.
And thats not a bad thing at all [/quote]
Yeah, I thought that was obvious. Apparently not.
Bismark, that’s really funny!
Always happy to put a smile on someones face.
Ditto. [/quote]
Oh, gawd (sic). That is so typical and unimaginative.[/quote]
I agree! What a completely unimaginative response.
…but have you seen her female friends?
[quote=“bismarck”]
Let’s spell out the logic as if to 5 year olds.[/quote]
Thank you for finally speaking to tash on a level that she can understand. You know she is a non-native English speaker. I’m always having to dumb down my language so she can understand me. Otherwise I get, “Vut? Vut are you talking about silly American?” It’s damn frustrating sometimes, but I patiently put up with it because thats the kind of nice person I am. I’m glad to see another kind soul join in the effort to help a poor misguided Croatian socialist. Cheers! 
Ditto. [/quote]
Oh, gawd (sic). That is so typical and unimaginative.[/quote]
I agree! What a completely unimaginative response.
…but have you seen her female friends? [/quote]
Hey, I’m all for that. It wasn’t directed at buttercup. The quote above is somewhat out of context. See below.
[quote=“Erhu”]
[quote=“bismarck”]
Let’s spell out the logic as if to 5 year olds.[/quote]
Thank you for finally speaking to tash on a level that she can understand. You know she is a non-native English speaker. I’m always having to dumb down my language so she can understand me. Otherwise I get, “Vut? Vut are you talking about silly American?” It’s damn frustrating sometimes, but I patiently put up with it because thats the kind of nice person I am. I’m glad to see another kind soul join in the effort to help a poor misguided Croatian socialist. Cheers! [/quote]
Not understanding a second or third language fully is one thing. Being catty is quite another.
Example:
Ditto.
The great thing about it would be, that I, unlike most men, would actually know how to get women to sleep with me. Muahaha!
I actually had a dream where I had a penis and was having sex. It was nice, but if given a choice, I’d still prefer to be a girl.
[quote=“bismarck”]
[color=red]I would become a lesbian.[/color][/quote]
[color=red]Oh, gawd. That is so typical and so unimaginative.[/color][/quote]
And equally out-of-nowhere…
I’d actually like to see that. Would love to see what the ladies think is hot other than the bull the magazines feed us.[/quote]
Well, to spare you the suspense, I’ll give you a sneak preview: you’re nowhere on that list.
Wonderful thread, btw. You really do know how to treat women.[/quote]
Hence:
[quote=“Bismarck”][color=red]Let’s spell out the logic as if to 5 year olds.[/color]
If anything they tell us about being homosexuality is true, the thinking goes that you are born that way. i.e. That it is just the way you are. Therefore, being attracted to women is what I (and most men) am. It is essentially me. As such, were I to wake up finding my johnson or “little sister” between my legs I would still be attracted to women. Hence, waking up female, and still attracted to women would make me…a lesbian. [/quote]
Thinking I may have (unintentionally) offended the lady in question, or perhaps misunderstood her meaning (seeing as English isn’t her first language and all), I did send a pm as to enquire “How?” As no response has been forthcoming I would have to conclude it has more to do with random dislike and/or cattiness than with misunderstanding a second/third language.
Chinese is my fourth language, so in the event that I feel I misunderstood someone (which often happens) I try to clarify. I was taught to be polite and assume folks mean well first.
But Herhu, your response to his typical response was equally unimaginative. I’m sure this went straight past you, as you were turned on by the fact that you are Tash’s friend, and if she were a guy, you’d probably be on her shag list. (she said her female friends were more shaggable, but failed to mention which ones)
But of course after reading the 2nd paragraph I now wonder, if you are trying to avoid her fictional shag by insulting her english, which is just not fair. Afterall, you American’s don’t speak english anyway. Freakin Aloom-inom…it was the British who isolated it for God’s sake.
[quote=“bismarck”]Thinking I may have (unintentionally) offended the lady in question, or perhaps misunderstood her meaning (seeing as English isn’t her first language and all), I did send a pm as to enquire “How?” As no response has been forthcoming I would have to conclude it has more to do with random dislike and/or cattiness than with misunderstanding a second/third language.
Chinese is my fourth language, so in the event that I feel I misunderstood someone (which often happens) I try to clarify. I was taught to be polite and assume folks mean well first.[/quote]
Bismarck, I know you are well-intentioned, but you just don’t understand Croatian culture. Here is a picture of tash from just a few years back:
Would you be polite to men if this is how you were treated by them? Tash may not be the most polite person you’ll come across; in fact, sometimes she may be downright catty and rude. But given her background that’s perfectly understandable. Have some compassion.
Now THAT is awesome. See… Tash is setting a great example for all women to follow here. That guy is obviously trying to build a house, and he’s using his available labour to the best of his abilities.
So anyway Tash, I’ll make a trip to Croatia some time later this year. Maybe Christmas, and I expect to be introduced to your cousins. Especially the strong-back ones.