What's going on in the car forums?

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not all the sterotypes work, but some of them are pretty funny

Bentley Forums

      • I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

      • My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain’t going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

    • -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

    • -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.

Civic forums

    • -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

      • The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

      • When’s the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

      • Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

      • Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

    • -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

      • Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

      • Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

      • Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

      • Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

      • Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

      • Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

      • How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

      • Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

      • Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?

Ferrari forums

      • Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums

      • Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

      • Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

      • Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

      • My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum

      • Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

      • I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

    • -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

      • Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget where I’m supposed to be?

Hummer forum

      • Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

    • -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

      • I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

      • How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
“Will this void my warranty”

RX7 Forums

      • 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM’ing me.

DSM Forums

    • -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM’ing me

Supra Forums

    • -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

    • -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

    • -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start!

Thats funny stuff!


Pretty accurate really. This one needed fixing though:

[quote]SRT Forums
“The SRT is fastAr than _____” [/quote]

Jaguar forum

      • Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

well, this one alone got a problem, Jaguar hardly ever had any carbon fiber kit, ever…