[quote=“tash”]
So, you’re switching to girls now?[/quote]
No, women are insane.
[quote=“Buttercup”][quote=“tash”]
So, you’re switching to girls now?[/quote]
No, women are insane.[/quote]
That leaves ladyboys? I really hope I can’t help you on this. You see, I think I woke up alone this afternoon, but I did leave the bedroom hastily in search of anything even remotely good and well the truth is there could be a ladyboy in my bed tight now. The truth is I’m just too damned scared to go in there and check, cos that would just completely and permanently damage my mind. It really was that sort of night.
Oh Christ, what was that noise? Oh lord PLEASE! I hope that wasn’t a cough from my fucking bedroom. WHERE can I get some valium?
Anyway, Buttercup, shouldn’t you be polishing a fine pair of dancing shoes and hitting the floor to the tunes of the Muddy’s followed by the post-gig mind bender at Bobwundaye?
There are bound to be some pretty damned fine blokes and sheilas there. No ladyboys in all likelihood, mind, but we might already have that one sorted, although my god I hope not.
Nope! still not got the nerve to take a peek!
HG
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]
That leaves ladyboys? I really hope I can’t help you on this. You see, I think I woke up alone this afternoon, but I did leave the bedroom hastily in search of anything even remotely good and well the truth is there could be a ladyboy in my bed tight now. The truth is I’m just too damned scared to go in there and check, cos that would just completely and permanently damage my mind. It really was that sort of night.
HG[/quote]
I hope you could get some sleep! Hahaha.
I slept on the couch, and after summoning up the gall this morning, entered a mercifully empty bedroom. I now suspect there was nobody there at all, or less ideally, they tippy-toed out while I slept.
HG
edit Stupid post…so deleted it…
sorry, nothing to see here. Move along.
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]
Anyway, Buttercup, shouldn’t you be polishing a fine pair of dancing shoes and hitting the floor to the tunes of the Muddy’s followed by the post-gig mind bender at Bobwundaye?
There are bound to be some pretty damned fine blokes and sheilas there. No ladyboys in all likelihood, mind, but we might already have that one sorted, although my god I hope not.
Nope! still not got the nerve to take a peek!
HG[/quote]
I really wanted to go but wasn’t feeling too good… Working weekends just now. Sounds like you had a better weekend than me; I worked the whole time.
[quote=“Handsome Dick Manitoba”] Pussy and Money
You wake up in the morning
totally confused
can’t get a date
but you’re getting screwed
you’re searching for a reason
a way to carry on
when everything is broken
and everything is wrong
So you tried to save the whales
You found a tree to kiss
You gave a crippled child
His dying wish
You’re waiting for an answer
A message from above
You’ve always been a sucker
Another fool in love
What’s it all about
Pussy and money
I ain’t tryin to be cute
I ain’t tryin to be funny
Everybody lies about
Pussy and money
It’s always gonna be that way
It’s always gonna be that way
You see a girl
You start talkin
She sees your car
She starts walkin
Sweet success
Just take it
If you’re sincere
You can fake it
What’s it all about
Pussy and money
I ain’t tryin to be cute
I ain’t tryin to be funny
Everybody cries about
Pussy and money
It’s always gonna be that way
It’s always gonna be that way
You wanna be the big dog
Down on the street
But if you spill a drop of blood
The shark’s gotta eat
A million stars
out of reach
A billion grains of sand
on the beach
So you pray every night
When the sun goes down
Cause there are only two things that make the world go round
What’s it all about
Pussy and money
I ain’t tryin to be cute
I ain’t tryin to be funny
Everybody lies about
Everybody cries about
Everybody shout it out!!
Pussy and money
It’s always gonna be that way
It’s always gonna be that way [/quote]