What is the meat in beef noodles?
- Beef, you moron!
- Beef, but the part just behind the hoof.
- What to do with dead horses in Taiwan?
- Chou tofu looks different after leaving the intestines.
- Yum! Looks like roadkill, but tastes like tire rubber!
- Did you just pull my finger?
- Where do residents of Orchid Island store THEIR nuclear waste?
- I give up. What’s a colonic?
Beef? Like from a cow? I hardly think so. That meat is so gristly and unidentifiable that it must not be what it is represented to be.
So what the hell is that stuff in beef noodles?