What's the weirdest present you have given your child?

Just curious.

Let me start - my daughter got 3 jabs with a syringe for her 12 year b’day - first one administrated today.

It was Gardasil, and she did not like it.

Life.

Doesn’t get weirder than that.

One day she will thank you.

A sister.

[quote=“Mr He”]Just curious.

Let me start - my daughter got 3 jabs with a syringe for her 12 year b’day - first one administrated today.

It was Gardasil, and she did not like it.[/quote]

Hope you had some more traditional presents for her to open.

I’ve got another that didn’t come in a box.

When my 11th birthday was coming up, my mother asked me what I wanted.

I told her that I wanted her to quit smoking.

She did, and it’s my “best present ever.”

Mom is going strong, and will turn 85 in August.

[quote=“zender”][quote=“Mr He”]Just curious.

Let me start - my daughter got 3 jabs with a syringe for her 12 year b’day - first one administrated today.

It was Gardasil, and she did not like it.[/quote]

Hope you had some more traditional presents for her to open.
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Good on you - I wish my kids would do the same.

At NT$4k - no other presents from me, poor girl.

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Life.

Doesn’t get weirder than that.[/quote]
Seconded.
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