How and why do they do that truffle-finding thing?
I’m perplexed about this. Any information, factual or otherwise, would be greatly appreciated.
They find it sexy. Truffles emit the same pherenome that turns female pigs on.
No really, it’s true, I think.
Yes, the farmer gets the pig all riled up and after… well… Kind of like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. Pig Spanish Fly.
They are almost done with the job … people found out that dogs could sniff them up to, but they don’t eat them … pigs do … big loss if you’re not in time to catch it …
Truffle pigs like it doggy style in a pig sty with truffles. And, from what you said, truffle pig owners also like it doggy style. Be it with a pig or a dog, I can’t say and I don’t want to know. Even though I brought up this fetish that truffle hunters have. I mean, c’mon, they obviously fuck the pigs piggy style and do the turn around kiss while fucking them with a truffly-duffly in their mouths and pretend they’re beautiful pigs if the pigs they’re fucking are ugly ones.
Into the soju are we?
Yuck. Definitely not. But I did get me rocks off last night and going back to do it again.
[quote=“guangtou”]How and why do they do that truffle-finding thing?
I’m perplexed about this. Any information, factual or otherwise, would be greatly appreciated.[/quote]
Pigs love truffles. They have sensitive noses that can detect the odors emitted by the fungus, and they can locate the truffles quite easily. If left to their own devices, the pigs would eat the truffles.
Yes, they like fungus smelling things. Be it truffles, be it human sexual excrement. Fuck, they would eat the shit out of a human arse.
Just did a google search “pig eat shit horse arse.” Don’t recommend it.
EDIT: fuck I thought you said ‘out of a horse’s arse.’ Not game to try a search on ‘human.’
Ayeeh, sorry for the farmer with a fungal infection 
But if pigs have such sensitive noses, why don’t we see sniffer swine at the airport? If you had a choice between a dog’s nose and a pig’s nose, which one would you choose? I guess what I’m saying is that it strikes me as really weird we have truffle pigs at all. If BP is right and dogs can do the truffle sniffing thing as well as pigs, and pigs actually like eating the truffles, wouldn’t you just have to go for the dog?
Dogs are used too. But dogs have to be trained to hunt truffles; pigs don’t.
i’ve read that the pigs have more sensitive noses than dogs, at least for truffles. No idea which way is correct.
(Regarding J’s comments – cue Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls”. 
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