What's your worst compulsion/addiction II?

well?

  • midget porn
  • toe jam collecting
  • huffing bus exhaust
  • sink scrubbing
  • tutus & tiaras
  • chalkboard nail screeching
  • poetry about CKS
  • sweaty panties
  • furballs
  • hello kitty
  • other

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It was pointed out that my prior poll was too pedestrian and missing a few of hte obvious choices. :blush:

I’m not very good at this stuff, but here’s my second attempt.

I heard there are people out there with an eyeball licking fetish…

Lots of luck to you all in finding your life partner

[quote=“Funk500”]I heard there are people out there with an eyeball licking fetish…

Lots of luck to you all in finding your life partner[/quote]

And lest anyone doubts you. . …
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I don’t have any “worst” one, 'cause I think they’re all good – spine-tinglingly, loin-throbbingly, heart-palpitatingly, mind-mushingly good.

But my strongest compulsion, and one that’s probably shared with a majority of my normal, healthy fellow malekind, is purely and simply to get naked with attractive women in mountain streams, mud wallows, and fields of corn, under waterfalls, on seashores, and up in trees. You too?

[quote=“Funk500”]I heard there are people out there with an eyeball licking fetish…

Lots of luck to you all in finding your life partner[/quote]

Its called Oculolinctus

out of the choices present (ex. “other”), i guess that would be the bus exhaust… my greatest addiction is being out there on 2 wheels and just… going… which as a side effect ends up in me huffing the exhaust of way too many busses, blue trucks and 2-smoke scooters…

Nothing about autoerotic asphyxiation…? Or self-surgery…?

Actually my worst compulsion / addiction is plucking out the hairs of my eyebrows and beard, then “planting” the hairs in library books. (I hear they can keep on growing there for decades, nourished by the rich pulp.)

Definitely the most depraved and twisted habit of all: Hello Kitty!