When things get a bit redundant

[TaipeiGuy2000]

We already have a thread for this, check it out. Or get a 小三.

Mid-life crisis purchase required - ideas?

My youth has departed, and a perpetual backache has taken its place. I’m at the point where I feel like a nice treat to myself is in order, for being SUCH a good person. I really am, truly, fantastic. So, what’ll it be?