That’s why engineers make the best lovers. Or so I heard. 
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What about game controllers?
Maybe they have “games” that makes them vibrate all the time…
Game controllers, cell phones, cats… Many things can vibrate. But only few of these are suitable, reliable, hygienic and comfortable. I’d stick to custom designed articles for pleasure, not only for avoiding Darwin Awards.
Ha, that power glove was one of the items on display at the Museum of Failure exhibit. Maybe it can redeem itself as a pleasure glove.
Power fisting.
Actually a VR version of the power glove might be ingenious now.
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“90 minutes for the ultimate satisfaction”??? $450 available at Poya.
Plus pocket size toys for men or women.
Be yourself!
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Walked past a sex shop the other night that had an all-glass storefront on a busy road, next to a supermarket. I can’t imagine most people want to be shop for sex toys like that. It looked like an Apple store
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Can this thread be merged with the one on finding pumpkins, where only small elongated pumpkins are to be found yet again?
That’s not a very good captcha. It’s all nine.
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Yeah that’s because degenerate homo sapiens will use anything for a sex toy.
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Except other human beings, apparently, in current year.
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Because that requires consent or else, harassment charge if you are too ugly.
Speaking for a friend, of course.
Well yeah, but I meant people aren’t even bothering to see whether consent might be on the cards. They’re just locking themselves in their room with an internet connection and a box of tissues.
Living the dream!
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Scott Adams nailed it nearly 30 years ago.
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