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[other than that, I don’t do drugs, never have, never will.][/quote]
Yeah boyyyyyyyy!
I like the Taiwanese Kerouac Tea myself.
Chou
So, Okami…when are we going to go up to Danshui? As for those anal bo-po-mo’-fo’s who are trying to avoid walking (in) on some grass, I’m sure if you stay indoors at all times you’ll manage to miss inhaling any of our fumes or stepping on our greenery…
Puff, puff, pass…puff, puff, pass…
Thank goodness for the 7-11’s and night markets to relieve those munchies…prawn crackers and Mr. Brown, anyone?
Let it be known, ImaniOU rolls the best blunts.
I was hoping to raid Boss Hogg’s stash in the mountains outside Taichung next. I hear he has some early bud to hold him off till the big harvest in September and October.
Night markets are great for munchies aren’t they? MMMM, grilled squid and mango ice, pure heaven.
Okami
hey Okami…stop bogarting the thread 
Ok, I am here now. So you guys have been trolling for a reply from Boss Hogg huh?
My “stash” - keep away from my stash, it’s my own private enterprise solely for the purpose of making money. I don’t inhale even when I am testing the quality of the stuff. We have a lot of gangsters around here, like Yan Qing Biao, so I have a few guys dressed in black standing around with guns at the ready waiting to blow the head off any foreigners pretending not to be interested in the magic weed.
If you don’t have the cash to pay for your habit I can arrange for you to be sold into prostitution.
The temple is the place to go for a purchase here.
Either that or follow the nearest Canadian
If you are not interested in drugs you’ll never find it.
Can I not get high with you all. You sound like a cool group to not get high with. I haven’t not gotten high in so long I’ve forgotten what it was like. Or what it was not like. I’ll be up in the weeds at the river’s mouth, not looking for pot plants.
99% of all foreigners in Taiwanese prison are there on drug charges. Average sentence for paraphernalia or small amounts , a few grams is 7 years. For large amounts, more than a few grams, it is around 20. The police in Taiwan are not required to obtain a warrant to search foreigners and can walk into your house for any reason they choose. Go ahead and light it up.
…and I hear the guys in prison are really “fond” of imported cell “mates”. I am sure that they will show you a real good time.
Would you mind picking up my … what would be an alternative for “soap” in Taiwan?
So whatever you do, stall the hell away from Canada. They are about to decriminalize it.
Dear Dear Boss Hogg,
I regret to inform you of the success of a raid on your plot last night. Careful inspection will turn up fake platic plants where real ones were. You should think about investing in better security. I pulled them up and will use them for clones.
A small looped recording of “Yamade!! Yamade!!” was a sure fire way to get your boys away from the stash. The spiked bamboo pit covered in stray dog excrement should keep them busy for awhile. The perpetrators also placed Japanese porn there to keep stragglers busy.
Please leave a forwarding address and send money to the usual anonymous postal acct, if you want any clones. As per usual agreement you can use DB as the middleman.
Sorry for your loss,
Okami
Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
You fell for my little trap!
You only got away with Tomato plants!
I keep the real plants in … oops, you almost got it out of me.
shhhhhh …
Do you think me that stupid man?
Ganja always has odd numbered leaves. Check again the stash was hit and now cut up for clones under 4 ft flourescents and a 400watt metal halide.
You should check you shoes for the GPS remote tracker. Excuse me while I water my plants.
CYA
Okami
[quote=“Okami”]Do you think me that stupid man?
Ganja always has odd numbered leaves. Check again the stash was hit and now cut up for clones under 4 ft flourescents and a 400watt metal halide.
You should check you shoes for the GPS remote tracker. Excuse me while I water my plants.
CYA
Okami[/quote]
Shite!!!
It’s all over. How on earth did you get that tracker in my shoe?
My wife is in on this isn’t she?
Right, I guess I will have to turn my attention to the protection and illegal gambling racket that I am running out here.
Did you find my moonshine too?
It was actually your son. It’s hard to imagine what kids will not do for Yu-Gi-Oh nowadays.
I have my own moonshine racket in Taipei. The boys from Ilan were trying to move in till some “mysteriously” bad rice wine was found in Ilan. Surprisingly traceable to their factory.
Reminds me of the saying, “Coincidence exists only in the minds of fools.”
CYA
Okami
I suggest that you buy a season ticket to the National Theater. Great entertainment. World class. Or how about the Pig in Tianmu. More or less the dudes there are straight drinkers.