Where do you have your teeth?

All part of God’s plan I’m sure :slight_smile:

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I would imagine that most of the posters on Forumosa would keep them in a glass by the bed :smirk::yum:

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my children sell theirs to the Tooth Fairy, who gives them away to those in need

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In my mouth, where they are gritted up pretty good looking at that kid’s nut sack. That pic is way yonder past disturbing. :runaway:

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Yeah could have done without the photo. It’s almost lunch time, too.

It’ll give the kid a good angle on dates in the future, anyway.

kid: “Yeah, so when I was younger I had teeth growing inside one of my testicles.”
date: “Oh. Be right back, I have to powder my nose.” hops out bathroom window, taxis back home, shuts blinds.

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“did you know my balls made the news one time?”

Hopefully it was actually his tooth.

His balls got some extra bite.

Like vagina dentata, but with a twist.

Did he have to brush his ball-tooth regularly to keep from getting cavities?

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Crest testicle formula

I have some great puns …but I don’t want to let the tooth out of the bag just yet

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An encounter with the tooth fairy could be awkward.

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will there be some sort of award for the best puns? At least a little plaque?

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you mean the "grin reaper " ?

:persevere:

Shameless! :laughing: