I can’t find it. I have to be there at 12 o’clock.
WHERE DID I PUT IT?
Stop looking, leave, lock up and walk outside. Then it’ll come to you.
I rarely get lost. People are always telling me where to go.
I have to go now. ‘Useful resource’, my arse. Thanks for the ‘help’ 
It’s always in the last place you look. Start there.
I got it here.
When you were hammered last weekend you gave it to me for safekeeping, remember?
Anyways, I washed it last night, it was getting a little ripe.
It ain’t dry yet, sorry.
[quote=“the chief”]Anyways, I washed it last night, it was getting a little ripe.
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I would have paid good money for that.
BroonApple
I didn’t need it anyway, it turns out. I bought a tap-dancing penguin instead.
Y’know, some days I just want to take a flame thrower to all the stupid people I meet. But today that would be a suicide mission.