The first part? No, it means “wrinkled bollocks” in Turkish. It’s a swear word, apparently. There was another one I found, but it involved pouring concrete into your mother’s vagina and making the whole town horny, but I thought it would be a bit rude.
Italian 75%
Spanish 63%
Irish 63%
Belgian 63%
British 50%
Italian? ?
You ride a Vespa and like to pinch women’s bottoms.
Irish 100%
Spanish 63%
German 63%
Italian 63%
Dutch 50%
French 50%
Molvanian 50%
Danish 50%
Turkish 38%
Russian 38%
Polish 38%
Belgian 38%
British 25%
Swiss 25%
Who da thunk?
They say I should be French. 
You scored as Irish.
Irish 100%
Belgian 75%
French 75%
Italian 75%
Polish 75%
Russian 63%
Swiss 63%
Danish 63%
German 38%
British 38%
Spanish 38%
Dutch 38%
Turkish 25%
Molvanian 13%
How could it tell? There weren’t any questions about underwear preferences.
100% British
How could “British” wind up in a question about Europe? I thought it was a continent.
Britain is incontinent. We also is Eorpeaon.
[quote=“urodacus”]just thought i’d let you all know about our fellow contestant. :
Elegua opens the doors to all endeavors.
He is the guardian of the Crossroads
and the messenger to God.
Elegua especially loves children.
Also known as the Trickster, Elegua must never be
ignored, are opened with
prayers and songs to him.
Elegua’s numbers are 3 and 21
His day is Monday.
His colors are black and red.
Offerings to Elegua include:
candy, cigars and rum[/quote]
If you give me cigars and rum - I’ll do anything for you…
88% Belgian, 75 % Turkish. Well, I wouldn’t mind living in Belgium.
Italian 88%, next closest was 50%. Probably the noodles question.
I really thought I’d get much more German.
Damn - I’m danish and the test told me I’m Danish. I wonder if we Danes are all the same? We should probably head south more often…
Irish 75%
Polish 75%
Belgian 75%
Italian 63%
German 63%
Spanish 50%
Danish 50%
Dutch 50%
Swiss 50%
French 38%
Molvanian 25%
Russian 25%
Turkish 25%
British 13%
WTF? And I thought I could not be any Dutcher.
Just run over that thread now, tried it and, well as they don’t have Austrian in there as an own result I guess I fitted for the closest you can get.
Swiss 100%
Polish 88%
Belgian 88%
German 75%
Italian 75%
Irish 63%
Russian 50%
Turkish 38%
British 38%
Danish 38%
Spanish 38%
French 25%
Molvanian 25%
Dutch 25%
German 75%
Molvanian 50%
Swiss 50%
Polish 50%
French 38%
Dutch 38%
British 38%
Danish 38%
Italian 38%
Belgian 25%
Russian 25%
Spanish 25%
Irish 25%
Turkish 13%
Where the f**k is Molvania? I thought that was a made-up country in ‘Duck Soup’.
You scored as Polish. Now where is the logic in this … but I’m definitely Belgian …
Belgian 75%
Polish 75%
Italian 63%
Danish 63%
Spanish 50%
French 50%
Swiss 38%
Dutch 38%
German 25%
Turkish 25%
British 25%
Russian 25%
Irish 25%
Molvanian
[quote=“redwagon”]Where the f**k is Molvania? I thought that was a made-up country in ‘Duck Soup’.[/quote]Lovely, you’ve just insulted all Moldavians. Moldavia is between Romania and Russia, I hope you know where they are. Moldavia is the home of O-Zone, the creators of Dragostea din tei (known to uncultured people as Numa Numa)
I’m 100% Italian. Haha, loverly. I lurrrve Italian Stallions.
I already know that I’m 95% European. The 5% of me that’s Native American and African, that’s what I’m curious about. I’ve noticed that Chinese girls are total racists. When I cut my hair short, I’m super-handsome. But as soon as I grow it out and become what I naturally am, with this white-boy Afro, they freak out and want nothing to do with me. I can’t help it if I’m descended from pirates, puritans, cherokees, and runaway slaves. I’s jest an all-'merican boy.