Which forumosan has the highest IQ?


#41

Who’s going to be the judge?


#42

That must be one smart hamster!


#43

His breath smells like hamster food.


#44

You are 72 years old that’s why
After 50 your age is your number


#45

“Your IQ lies outside the area that the test is able to measure.”

Like you would know. :roll:

It’s a joooooooke. :banana:

My patience is unable to be measured by that test.


#46

What about EQ? They got a test for that?


#47

Yes. It’s called “life.”


#48

NO but a spouse makes a good checks and balances system.


#49

Depends how fucked-up your spouse is.


#50

tommy according to his wife : “as dumb as he looks”


#51

Just read Forumosa, you’ll know poster’s EQ!


#52

She was smart she figured out Diamonds were a girl’s best friend way before most women did lol


#53

Diamonds have no real secondary market. Mrs. Crusher should instead set her heart on larger quantities of gold (or some other easily-liquidated item of value).


#54

How about sea pearls ?


#55

Dunno. Aren’t they just called “pearls”?


#56

Pearls of wisdom seem to be the currency on this thread :thinking::wink:


#57

It’s to distinguish them from freshwater pearls. :grandpa:


#58

Ah, enlightenment dawns. Thanks yyy, my IQ just grew 2 points. I was thinking in the direction of, I dunno, real pearls vs. fake pearls or something.


#59

An auspicious start to the year of the Earth Pig! :pig: :+1: