Which Forumosans have you always wanted to meet in prison?

Tash- A 6 by 6 cell with a 6’3 Croatian, that would be like playing Twister all day.

BrianKennedy- He’s a lawyer-hopefully he could get a reprieve from the governor before they pulled the switch.

BigFluffyMatthew-Don’t know him, but he would drop one liners all day and I wouldn’t be so nervous about getting stabbed in the lunch line.

MiltownKid-A carton of smokes a week and he’d keep the Puerto Ricans off my ass and I wouldn’t have to join the Nazis and shave my head.

I know who I wouldn’t want to meet:

The Chief–He’d be like living with “Avocado” on “Prison Break”, would sleep on the top bunk and fart in his sleep.

Sandman-Playing that penny whistle all night…

Can we assume first that we are all in prison and all serving life sentences?

More fun that way.

And I guess the prison is co-ed?

What the RULEZ bubba? What are the RULEZZZZ!?

In the big house baby, there ain’t no rules!

mod lang, but only if I had the high ground.

And I’d like to watch Tainan Cowboy and Broonale meet each other.

maybe Lizi and Sandman

No way am I spending another SECOND in a cell with Bubba 2 Guns. Friggen hiding behind me every time he got in a fight and shouting “You can’t touch me!! IrishStu’s in the I R fuckin A!!”

Bloody troublemaker so he is.

A “prison” thread and my name comes up in the 4th post?..Its Club Fed or I’m outta the country I tell ya’s!

None. I’ll take the rap for all of ya.

No FUCKING way am I going back to Stillwater!!!

AWOL because he knows how to go AWOL

[quote=“jdsmith”]mod lang, but only if I had the high ground.

And I’d like to watch Tainan Cowboy and Broonale meet each other.

maybe Lizi and Sandman[/quote]

It’s BroonAle, not Broonale or Broon ale or broon ale or broonale or any other bloody version.

I don’t think it would be a good idea as it would just turn into a food fight. :smiling_imp:

BroonAsserts

[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]BigFluffyMatthew-Don’t know him, but he would drop one liners all day and I wouldn’t be so nervous about getting stabbed in the lunch line.[/quote]You wouldn’t find me there. Some of the people there can be rude,

You’ll even take the rap for the 17-year old hitchhiker I have chopped up in my freezer? Wow, you’re a swell guy.

You’ll even take the rap for the 17-year old hitchhiker I have chopped up in my freezer? Wow, you’re a swell guy.[/quote]

You said that was chou doufu. Last time I eat your cooking.