:snoopy: I’ve just had an almost spiritual experience for absolutely no reason. I feel like I live on another planet from the rest of the human race, but they don’t realize I’m an alien imposter and I mustn’t let them find out. They haven’t noticed the strong glass-like wall between us within which a vast space-time warp distances my mind from the Earth by a matter of light years. Nothing bad about it - it’s just so.
I hear my next door tao fang neighbor is really giving his gal the business. So what brand of water do you drink? Pass the bottle please… Hey it’s only about 18 hrs to Happy Hour … whaddya know.
I hear my next door tao fang neighbor is really giving his gal the business. [/quote]
Sorry, dude. We’ll try and keep it down
Back on topic–I have always felt like a member of the human race, but I’ve often thought of a few of my friends as being from other planets. I think Squid didn’t fly in from Seattle at all–he just landed his spaceship near the Taoyuan airport and snuck into the customs area .
Dude, I’ve had experiences like that, but then I put down the bong. And sometimes if I’ve had a good long meditation around lots of incense in a poorly-ventilated room. It’s totally not just you.
Okay, I know the above statement was puerile, objectifying, and self-aggrandizing. In truth, I’m not the neighbor in question, though I admit to having had more than one “can you keep it down when you’re shagging in the middle of the night!” notes on my door in the past .
The reason I moved out to Lotus Hill was so that I could blame the noise on stragbasher, or Maoman .
(1) Of course I didn’t fly in from Seattle. I flew in from Dulles by way of SFO.
(2) I don’t fly my own craft any more. As I mentioned to DM last night, any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Unfortunately after my last one (1986) I got carted off on a stretcher. So the thought of me landing my spacecraft in Taiwan is simply ludicrous.
Now that I’m stuck on this mudball I may as well make the best of it.
(1) Of course I didn’t fly in from Seattle. I flew in from Dulles by way of SFO.
(2) I don’t fly my own craft any more. As I mentioned to DM last night, any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Unfortunately after my last one (1986) I got carted off on a stretcher. So the thought of me landing my spacecraft in Taiwan is simply ludicrous.
Now that I’m stuck on this mudball I may as well make the best of it.[/quote]
Certainly clears up some questions of why on earth you would think Bush makes a good president…
Certainly clears up some questions of why on earth you would think Bush makes a good president…
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Yep – just trying to improve the quality of life on this mudball!
Happy anniversary to me, happy anniversary to me, happy anniversary dear meeeeee, happy anniversary to me. . . .
18 years ago today. Well, with the timezone change, it’s actually about five hours from now, to be precise, which would make it “tomorrow”, but who’s counting.
What is this thread all about anyway?
Don’t you guys know that we are all the result of an experiment by alien beings who took their own genetic material and hybridized it with primates found on the planet at the time of their arrival millions of years ago, and who now use their surveillance recordings as a source of entertainment on their own planet?
Honestly, people are so blind…