Aw shucks . . . 
. . . flattered to be on a list, even though when someone mentioned top 30 posters, I recognize that’s in terms of quantity, not quality. I’d like to meet lots of folks too, but life’s gotten too damned busy between family and work.
Anyway, looking forward to seeing some of y’all at the Carnegies kids haloween fest. 
Sorry man. Was that when it was still raining? The rain kinda threw me for a loop yesterday. I also tend to suffer from a serious case of tunnel vision at times. I still don’t know how I missed you, though.
There’s a bunch of Forumosans that I’d love to meet. Too many to list, really. It’s been great meeting some of them at the recent happy hours. Speaking of happy hours, why the hell does the chief never attend those?
Charlie Phillips - to repay the resurrection of the missing link.
Mother Theresa - for generosity
The Chief - for enlighting comments
Battery 9 - to exchange dog and vet data
Bismark - to exchange Star Trek stuff 
[quote=“Icon”]Charlie Phillips - to repay the resurrection of the missing link.
Mother Theresa - for generosity
The Chief - for enlighting comments
Battery 9 - to exchange dog and vet data
Bismark - to exchange Star Trek stuff [/quote]
But we’ve met a whole bunch of times?!?!?
Jeez, I really AM disappearing here!!
[quote=“mingshah”][quote=“bismarck”]I’d like to meet anyone I haven’t met yet, but specifically, off the top of my head:
The Chief
Sandman
Doc McCoy
Almas
Kea
NC Surfer
TwoTongues
Baas Babelaas
Battery9
Housecat
Two Navels
Elektronisk
Urodacus
Iron Lady
MilkTeaJack
GooseEgg
Stray Dog
Tigerman
I met CFI very briefly in Page One, so I’d like to meet him again, properly.
Mother Teresa
Loretta
914
Muzha Man
Charlie Jack
RobinTaiwan
Nuit
Icon
Toasty
Tommy525
sjcma
TheGingerMan
Not sure if I’m forgetting anyone, but there are quite a few I’ve met.
But yeah, I’d like to meet all the 'Mosans at some point.[/quote]
Seems I really need to step up and kick some ass in that CL tip game here… :raspberry:[/quote]
lol…I said “off the top of my head”!
Oh, and I’d really really really like to meet Mingshah! 
Woo hoo!! :discodance:
[quote=“bismarck”][quote=“mingshah”][quote=“bismarck”]I’d like to meet anyone I haven’t met yet, but specifically, off the top of my head:
The Chief
Sandman
Doc McCoy
Almas
Kea
NC Surfer
TwoTongues
Baas Babelaas
Battery9
Housecat
Two Navels
Elektronisk
Urodacus
Iron Lady
MilkTeaJack
GooseEgg
Stray Dog
Tigerman
I met CFI very briefly in Page One, so I’d like to meet him again, properly.
Mother Teresa
Loretta
914
Muzha Man
Charlie Jack
RobinTaiwan
Nuit
Icon
Toasty
Tommy525
sjcma
TheGingerMan
Not sure if I’m forgetting anyone, but there are quite a few I’ve met.
But yeah, I’d like to meet all the 'Mosans at some point.[/quote]
Seems I really need to step up and kick some ass in that CL tip game here… :raspberry:[/quote]
lol…I said “off the top of my head”!
Oh, and I’d really really really like to meet Mingshah! [/quote]
mingshah is a fuckin genius, unfortunately he lives way out in Bumfuck township there with Wooikee, Mr. He, Toasty, MJB and all them other hillbillys.
If you DO get him to come out for a beer some time, get him to explain the complex Chermann/Awoostrian relationship.
How Germans are just dumb Austrians with smaller penises and all that.
[quote=“jimipresley”][quote=“bismarck”]I’d like to meet anyone I haven’t met yet, but specifically, off the top of my head:
…
Tommy525
sjcma
TheGingerMan
[/quote]
I’ve met a few of them. Hugely overrated, to be honest.
The Chief: Surprisingly, IRL, he’s a bit thick. He can’t count to 10 in Chinese. He does have a big penis, though.
Sandman: Hide your wallet/children/sense of perspective.
Dr. McCoy: Larger than life.
Housecat: Any groupie of The Chief is a friend of mine.
Elektronisk: Dude can walk the walk.
Urodacus: Sadly, can’t pronounce my name properly. Calls me “Maak”.
MilkTeaJack: Oxygen thief. With an attitude.
cfimages: Manages to get through life purely on his good looks.
Tigerman: Bit of a misnomer. “Catwoman” would be more apt.
Muzha Man: Can’t point out Taiwan on a map.
Icon: Hasn’t mastered the basics. Still struggling with the spelling of “teh”.[/quote]
I’ll have you know, sir, that I pay the air man every month, just like everyone else. He comes around on his scooter with those tanks, I give him NT$5000, he gives me a knowing wink and rides off. And I happen to know that I don’t need a tank installed. I just get it directly from the pipes.
U R also rong about McCoy: he is the sun, the moon and the stars. I worship at his profile pic every morning before I go to oldasianmidgetporn.com
[quote=“the chief”]
mingshah is a fuckin genius, unfortunately he lives way out in Bumfuck township there with Wooikee, Mr. He, Toasty, MJB and all them other hillbillys.
If you DO get him to come out for a beer some time, get him to explain the complex Chermann/Awoostrian relationship.
How Germans are just dumb Austrians with smaller penises and all that.[/quote]
Then that must have been Mingshah’s evil twin or something I was talking to in Shilin last week. Maybe it was Mini Mingshah.
I for one look forward someday to meeting the twin sons of Billy Jack
MilkTea and Charlie…
[quote=“cfimages”][quote=“the chief”]
mingshah is a fuckin genius, unfortunately he lives way out in Bumfuck township there with Wooikee, Mr. He, Toasty, MJB and all them other hillbillys.
If you DO get him to come out for a beer some time, get him to explain the complex Chermann/Awoostrian relationship.
How Germans are just dumb Austrians with smaller penises and all that.[/quote]
Then that must have been Mingshah’s evil twin or something I was talking to in Shilin last week. Maybe it was Mini Mingshah. [/quote]
Why?
[quote=“the chief”][quote=“cfimages”][quote=“the chief”]
mingshah is a fuckin genius, unfortunately he lives way out in Bumfuck township there with Wooikee, Mr. He, Toasty, MJB and all them other hillbillys.
If you DO get him to come out for a beer some time, get him to explain the complex Chermann/Awoostrian relationship.
How Germans are just dumb Austrians with smaller penises and all that.[/quote]
Then that must have been Mingshah’s evil twin or something I was talking to in Shilin last week. Maybe it was Mini Mingshah. [/quote]
Why?[/quote]
He’s moved on from the hillbilly lands and is now conveniently located in the world of MRT convenience.
[quote=“cfimages”][quote=“the chief”][quote=“cfimages”][quote=“the chief”]
mingshah is a fuckin genius, unfortunately he lives way out in Bumfuck township there with Wooikee, Mr. He, Toasty, MJB and all them other hillbillys.
If you DO get him to come out for a beer some time, get him to explain the complex Chermann/Awoostrian relationship.
How Germans are just dumb Austrians with smaller penises and all that.[/quote]
Then that must have been Mingshah’s evil twin or something I was talking to in Shilin last week. Maybe it was Mini Mingshah. [/quote]
Why?[/quote]
He’s moved on from the hillbilly lands and is now conveniently located in the world of MRT convenience. [/quote]
I’ll bet he wouldn’t have wanted you to tell me that…
I won’t tell if you don’t .
I can’t believe I’m not on your list, Jefe, and now I’mahavet’ cross you off of mine!
There are lots of you other 'Mosans that I haven’t met yet. And some of you I’d really like to meet some day. 
Ironlady
Bismark
Tainan Cowboy
Buttercup (a former Forumosan? Can we count them?)
TomHill (as above)
[strike]The Chief[/strike]
IrishStu
Urodacus
Mingsha
RobinTaiwan
Oh, the list is just going to get too long. If you’re reading this post, you can just assume you’re on my list whether you are or not. How’s that?
[quote=“housecat”]I can’t believe I’m not on your list, Jefe, and now I’mahavet’ cross you off of mine!
[/quote]
You see any list, [strike]you fuckin fruitbasket[/strike] darling?
[quote=“the chief”][quote=“housecat”]I can’t believe I’m not on your list, Jefe, and now I’mahavet’ cross you off of mine!
[/quote]
You see any list, you fuckin fruitbasket?[/quote]
Chief, chamomile tea. Lots of it. Maybe add a little “special” flavor, if you know what I mean. Will calm you right down. 
[quote=“MilkTeaJack”][quote=“the chief”][quote=“housecat”]I can’t believe I’m not on your list, Jefe, and now I’mahavet’ cross you off of mine!
[/quote]
You see any list, you fuckin fruitbasket?[/quote]
Chief, chamomile tea. Lots of it. Maybe add a little “special” flavor, if you know what I mean. Will calm you right down. [/quote]
OK, cool.
Next, can you guys teach me the rattlesnake trick???
[quote=“the chief”][quote=“housecat”]I can’t believe I’m not on your list, Jefe, and now I’mahavet’ cross you off of mine!
[/quote]
You see any list, [strike]you fuckin fruitbasket[/strike] darling?[/quote]
I kNEW you were gonna say that! It’s not whether your not you wrote a list, you vegetable, it’s that you didn’t make a list with my prissyarsed name on it!
[quote=“housecat”][quote=“the chief”][quote=“housecat”]I can’t believe I’m not on your list, Jefe, and now I’mahavet’ cross you off of mine!
[/quote]
You see any list, [strike]you fuckin fruitbasket[/strike] darling?[/quote]
I kNEW you were gonna say that! It’s not whether your not you wrote a list, you vegetable, it’s that you didn’t make a list with my prissyarsed name on it![/quote]
We’ve met, you [strike]whackjob[/strike] sweet looking thing, how can I put you on a list???