Yeah. At an MRT station today. It wasn’t like it was just “Hey, check out that eye-candy over there” either. There was just… something that made me think “Wow.” So what do I do? Aloofness. Nice. Being the invisible enigma working yet? Nope.
Sadly, a crippling rejection when I was 13 has stopped me from chasing the dream ever since. That was literally half a lifetime ago. I am pathetic. I’ve had two long-term relationships, but only after really getting to know the woman well as a friend first. All those other little flings etc. were due to the woman making the first move.[/quote]
Aaah, a kindred spirit.
Honestly. Last Thursday I approach a total stranger on the street, matching said description .I ask her if she ever posts on Forumosa, sometimes , she replies. I breifly explain. some guy on Forumosa, Xinyi, bike etc. She says something along the lines of it sounding a little creepy, oh no I assure her I think he was just you know kinda smitten and the bike and everything…I check back to see if she’s replied which it appears she had and then you’ve gone and posted this
[color=blue]‘fantasy images’ ; ‘unhealthy fascination’ ; ‘if you’re going to stay in shape’[/color]
I may be wrong, but I think you might have blown it.
I just spent 5 fantastic life-altering days and nights with Loretta and can testify personally that he is not only a romantic, but a sexy one as well, if you like the tall, blond and humourous type.
He even shares his rum!
I am crushed that I do not fit his idea of an ideal woman as he just described his fantasy come true. So, Missy, I vote that you should give him a chance, you don’t want to pass up on a great man who thinks you are the bomb. :bravo:
So. Some of you are cheering this Loretta character on, some are saying he’s blown it, he’s ragging on everyone for their complete apathy and lack of passion, there’s mention of a 5-day orgy followed by complete rejection . . .
To be completely honest, I generally don’t go for blonds.
Just relax and enjoy it. I’m sure it’ll be a lovely feeling heading out to meet someone who thinks you’re absolutely lovely. Savour the anticipation, nurse a few little fantasies of your own if you like. But don’t forget to watch the road! I don’t want you arriving all smashed up, it’d ruin the image of the confident classy biker babe. I want you to stroll in looking like a couple of million dollars, with your hair all on fire like it was the day I saw you, and a smile on your face. You have a beautiful smile. A beautiful everything, in fact, and I think it’s not weird at all to go somewhere where you will be appreciated properly.
There’ll be a hundred people in the room all pretending to be me. It’s vitally important that you don’t believe them. There’s only one me, so beware the cheap imitations. (I may be easy, but I’m not cheap.)
I’ll be the one with the carnation. It’s easy to distinguish me from all the others because they’re all boneheads who were too blind to see you driving around, too unimaginative to believe this could happen, and too damn ugly for a girl like you anyway. Don’t kiss anyone until you’re sure it’s me. Save yourself for the best.
I have been thinking about this, and you know what? Loretta seems to be a pretty good poster. Who’s to say it isn’t because he CAN’T seem to get lucky in love.
I suggest we do our best, as a community, to keep Loretta single and free from the entrapments of “the female.”
It seems to me that anyone who wore a pink carnation at the HH would stand just as much a chance with this “Emily” as Loretta.
May I refer you all to the “Best pick up lines” thread for suitable greetings?
Good luck and let’s remember, KEEP LORETTA CELIBATE for our own good.
[quote=“jdsmith”]I have been thinking about this, and you know what? Loretta seems to be a pretty good poster. Who’s to say it isn’t because he CAN’T seem to get lucky in love.
I suggest we do our best, as a community, to keep Loretta single and free from the entrapments of “the female.”
It seems to me that anyone who wore a pink carnation at the HH would stand just as much a chance with this “Emily” as Loretta.
May I refer you all to the “Best pick up lines” thread for suitable greetings?
Good luck and let’s remember, KEEP LORETTA CELIBATE for our own good.
That is all.
Peace[/quote]
So what should girls do? I am blonde and could wear a pink top but I don’t think I could fool Loretta. Geez, I can’t even drive!
Women folk can do there part by forcing beers down L’s throat via repeated CHEERS, not allowing him to eat a thing…and when he’s sufficiently loopy, flashing their bare shoulders at him.
Women folk can do there part by forcing beers down L’s throat via repeated CHEERS, not allowing him to eat a thing…and when he’s sufficiently loopy, flashing their bare shoulders at him.[/quote]
There is only one Loretta. Any woman of taste and quality will immediately recognise a kindred spirit.
I accept your challenge. Do your worst. Emily will be mine, mwahaha!
Also, Loretta doesn’t drink beer. Girls, feel free to come and flash me. It won’t do you any good. My heart is pledged to another. All you will do is get me revved up for my biker chick.
